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PMS??

  Author:  16145  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/7/2000 7:26:00 PM)
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.

They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.

They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME D*MN CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID !@#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY?!

BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!!

THE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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Date: 12/7/2000 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 14571    LOL! Happy Heathen  
Date: 12/7/2000 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 9288    OMGosh LOL!!!! Thanks for sharing LOL! Peace out,  
Date: 12/7/2000 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 9676    LMAO! That was great thanks for sharing  
Date: 12/7/2000 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    hahahahahah oh man hahahahaha...laughing so hard right now lol...  
Date: 12/7/2000 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LOL.. u asked how many women with PMS does it take screw in a lightbulb... LOL j/k.... this is funny... thanx for sharing  
Date: 12/7/2000 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 1334    that is so funny, and the sad thing is that, I really do sound like that... lol. ...  
Date: 12/8/2000 4:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 2420    LMAO, thanks for sharing this, I got a very good laugh to start my day...  
Date: 12/8/2000 5:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21319    lol gooood one!
Date: 12/8/2000 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 21515    This is great! I laughed like the first time I saw it! jabberspirit  
Date: 12/8/2000 4:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 20235    I liked it.  
Date: 12/9/2000 12:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 15514    Thats so true! my mom carries on like that all the time!  
Date: 12/15/2000 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 14175    LOLOLOLOL Rebel great post LOLOL LOLOLOL ...matt...very funny  
Date: 2/21/2004 1:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL..nice 8o)  

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