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Why can't we be friends?

  Author:  5940  Category:(USM Events) Created:(3/29/2025 1:09:00 PM)
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Dear USM members, past and present.

In light of recent developments regarding the future of the relationship between Canada and the United States, the newly installed Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, has publicly stated that the past alliance/ relationship between our two countries are a thing of the past.

Well, I myself was in a state of shock to realize that this moment in history would have serious repercussions towards my future self and my life as an American citizen because I have a friend who lives in Canada. So I sent a message to him , asking him if this would affect our friendship here on USM, after all, we have known each other over 20 years on this website.

That friend in Canada replied with...and I quote... " Do I Know You?"

Wow! I guess Canadians take the phrase " Elbows Up" a tad too seriously, don't you think?

My heartfelt response to this slap in the face is " Boycott Poutine!"

Feel free to weigh in on this matter and go buy a carton of eggs while the price has dropped.

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Date: 3/29/2025 1:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM  
Date: 3/29/2025 2:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if you can hijack the Goodyear blimp and drop flaming bags
onto some places (I'll provide a list), I might remember who
you are again. If not, the amnesia remains strong...
  
Date: 3/29/2025 3:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...as an extra gesture of your commitment to friendship, I can provide
you with a map that shows the shortest route for a tunnel from Arkansas
to Canada. I'll treat you to some poutine when you get here.

  
Date: 3/29/2025 6:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I may or may not know a few dirigible enthusiasts that may be interested. As long as the mission isn't a " Kamikaze" type.  
Date: 3/29/2025 6:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I never realized that you had a degree in engineering! Will a passport be needed for this tunnel?  
Date: 3/29/2025 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What's up in the Great White North, anyway?

"L.D."---Hekler is up there, man, and so is "Alces alces!"

kronk---Who's Alice?

"L.D."--Ugh!

  
Date: 3/30/2025 3:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    They also have dog sled races as well as dog sled tours up there too. I hear that Canada is considering using it for transportation and delivery to offset the tariffs.........  
Date: 3/30/2025 7:08:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    .... Hey L.D.! I just had an epiphany! You know some sled dogs in your neighborhood don't you? Here's a ground floor opportunity to start a Poutine Delivery Business that caters to Canadian people living in your area. And you can offer loyalty reward points that you could apply to maple syrup made in Arizona from Saguaro Cactus as well as other local ingredients native to the tribal areas......  
Date: 3/30/2025 5:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What up, dog? You seem to be deep in thought.

"L.D."---I just read that "Hey Larry" had an "epiphany."

kronk---On, no! How's he doing? Is he stable?

"L.D."---I'm not sure. He went on about sled dogs, poutine, rewards for Canadian people, Native Americans, and cacti

kronk---Wow! Must be the anesthesia. I heard that "they" use some pretty potent stuff to put you out. We'll send him a card, or something. Did he happen to
mention how much of a reward for the Canadians?
  
Date: 3/31/2025 3:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ****whew!**** uh, where was I? Oh yeah, I had a bowl of " Southwest Surprise " .... it's been awhile and ever since I moved here my tolerance level......uh....dropped...  

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