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JOTW #233

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/29/2025 3:27:00 AM)
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman,

a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian,

an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian

, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard,

a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,

a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, a Czech,

an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan,

an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian,

a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander

, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean , a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.



“I’m sorry,” said the maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai."

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Date: 3/29/2025 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster. The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free!" One Night In Bangkok ," by Murray Head.

"L.D."---Are there moose in Thailand?

kronk---If you have enough "baht," I'm sure "they" can accommodate you.

"L.D."---Let's go!
  
Date: 3/29/2025 6:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ....be sure to bring enough "baht" to leave a generous tip!  
Date: 3/30/2025 5:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Back when i used to travel, I got lectured by greedy American expatriates about tipping the help too much. I blew `em off because I enjoyed the handmade paper roses that room service would leave in my room.

  
Date: 3/30/2025 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    That was actually a pretty good joke.

"L.D."---I agree.

kronk---Write on, Hey Larry.

  
Date: 3/31/2025 3:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I agree, if the service was outstanding then a good tip is in order.  

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