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Date: 3/25/2025 6:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I'm curious as to why Gary asked for his last name to be kept out of the paper.  |
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Date: 3/25/2025 9:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the question that the article did not dwell on was the circumstances behind the room maid's disappearance.  |
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Date: 3/25/2025 9:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the motel might have had three managers, all going by the name "Gary". This is how the Venezuelan gangs get a foothold in your country. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 9:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and maybe, "Gary" was a true E.T. alien and his name was an anagram of "Gray". This is also something they might have covered. Good journalism is dead. |
Date: 3/25/2025 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 10722
Such a shame really - much too small for a pair of boots   |
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Date: 3/25/2025 10:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Room maid? I thought that the nephew was the room maid. Or was he merely bait? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 10:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well at least the Venezuelan gangs don't use dogs and cats for dietary purposes. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
E.T. was a fake media ruse that was employed by the AT&T communications company to encourage more people to phone home when long distance calls were at premium rates. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Not if you're into making babies look stylish Anomaly X, after all Paris Hilton made small dogs fashion accessories. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so, you're suggesting that the nephew was a DEI hire? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...in Venezuela, they're currently having difficulties with people eating the Capybaras and Howler Monkeys. It's a regional taste thing. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh. It was something that A.T.& T was behind. I guess that explains why I could never get through. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Anomaly X...small gator like that would barely have enough skin to make a set of ear sheaths for Hey Larry. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Suggesting DEA hire Not at all. The Drug Enforcement Agency has nothing to do with dwarf gators on ketamine. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Fernando Valenzuela was a pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers back in the day. At night he ran a successful food truck vending business. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
AT&T always encouraged customers to reach out and touch someone. That led to some lawsuits. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ear sheaths? You actually have that kind of thing in Canada where it's way more freezing? I bet you get a free serving of poutine while supplies last! |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"Not at all. The Drug Enforcement Agency has nothing to do with dwarf gators on ketamine." At one time, I would have agreed with you but the times are changing. Thanks Obama! You got any proof to back your claim? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If Trump ever ( lol! Right!) proves the 2020 election was stolen then ask me that question again. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"Fernando Valenzuela was a pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers" FALSE! Fernando Valenzuela ran a successful food truck vending business at Dodger Stadium. The only pitch he ever made was for Capybara on a bun. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...TRUMP: "Was the election stolen?" PROOF : https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/blt6d90778a997de1cd/bltd529cde1649f4618/6706b9057245455eb2487380/Magic8Ball(1800)_olga_Yastremska.jpg?width=1280&auto=webp&quality=95&format=jpg&disable=upscale WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You got any proof to back tha claim Señor? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Magic 8 Ball? More like he's behind The 8 Ball.... |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"AT&T always encouraged customers to reach out and touch someone." That led to some lawsuits. Yes, but I got off with community service. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh really? What community did you service exactly? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"You got any proof to back tha claim Señor?" I have a sworn affadavit from Pedro Fartínez from the BoSox that says it's so. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...back to the ear sheath accusation... When it gets cold in Canada and as a rule, we put the poutine IN our ear sheaths. This keeps both your ears AND the poutine nice and warm. You should have already known this if your claims of wanting to defect can even be believed now. Do you own a hockey stick? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 12:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"Oh really? What community did you service exactly? " That's confidential information. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
I don't kiss and tell. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Pedro is a good friend of Fernando and operates a few of them food trucks. While getting a burrito I consulted him on your claim and his response was " Que'?" |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes I do have a hockey stick, and I use it to slap that poutine away so I don't gag. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You don't kiss and tell because no one would kiss you to begin with, let alone listen to what you're saying. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I had asked him if he knew which letter followed the letter J in the alphabet. He answered correctly. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"Yes I do have a hockey stick, and I use it to slap that poutine away so I don't gag. " You should put less on the stick and take smaller bites. You'll be less likely to gag. Most people prefer using a fork or chopsticks but you be you. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 1:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
I'll admit that you're right about the kiss and tell thing. I just play too hard to get. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 2:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, man! kronk---What, dog? "L.D."---Somebody left a dwarf alligator under a bed, Then, some kid tried to kiss it and never lived to tell about it! kronk---Wow! That's awful, dog! Even a dwarf alligator can be dangerous. "L.D."---Exactly! But, I don't think there is such a thing as a "dwarf" alligator. I think it was a regular alligator, just in a smaller size. kronk---Well, I guess that sorta makes sense, dog. But, whatever the case may be; you know what "they" say, don't you. :L.D."---Never, ever, trust a reptile. kronk---Ugh, Huh...  |
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Date: 3/25/2025 3:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the PC term is "Little Alligator". Calling them dwarves ruins their self-esteem. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 4:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D. has sound advice. Never trust a reptile. Even I learned that when , as a child I watched Captain Kirk fight off Gorn. Sometimes television shows are educational. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 4:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So Hekler, when have you ever been PC? Are you running for P.M. ? |
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Date: 3/25/2025 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I strive to be politically correct at all times but my politics don't always meld with those of others. What Hey Larry's Pet friendly motel might look like: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/513huBB5c3L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg |
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Date: 3/25/2025 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ I like the slogan.....We'll leave the light on for you. It's for a reason. |
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Date: 3/25/2025 11:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm sort od curious...how did that thing with your Yugo go? |
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Date: 3/26/2025 4:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I upgraded to a cyber truck because of that fabulous advertisement from The W.House lawn....... |
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Date: 3/26/2025 10:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you originally told me that you were going to paint the Yugo silver and attach some Tesla badging in the hope that someone would set it on fire. What changed your mind? |
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Date: 3/26/2025 10:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...now I feel obligated to ask if you'll be going to the W.H. Easter egg roll. |
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Date: 3/26/2025 6:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In my defense to your recent assault on my integrity, I accept no responsibility for your claims that I actually purchased/ own a Yugo. Putin was not in power at this moment in Reagan/ Gorbachev fake wrestling news history. Besides, Nissan ( formerly known as DATSUN. ) was a far superior alternative to purchase a decent car that got good gas mileage for the sake of scaring Americans that we were running out of oil. As far as the most recent scam regarding EV vehicles and " Flash Gordon Goes To Mars": history repeats and empires crumble as a result... |
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Date: 3/26/2025 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Easter Egg Roll @ Trumps Fantasy Land....surely you jest! |
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Date: 3/26/2025 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...INTEGRITY? That's what you're laying claim to? The only thing I know of that has less integrity is a Cybertruck and, to be fair, it takes them at least two blocks before they begin to come apart at the seams. You should re-post that for your Saturday JOTW. |
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Date: 3/27/2025 4:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
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