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Date: 3/15/2025 5:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...back when I was first starting out on my own, I couldn't afford hamburger, rent and booze so I just generally ate the Helper part and chicken wieners. To this day, I will eat neither of those items any more. On this end of my life, I try and prepare meals that appeal to the palate as well as the eye and go overboard choosing the best meats, freshest vegetables and good seasonings. For this effort, I get rave reviews: It was good. I get those same reviews if I make some quick slop meal like chili dogs.  |
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Date: 3/15/2025 5:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just noticed that MJA is looking for volunteers. I'm a people person and, with a little bit of sensitivity training, you might be too. Did you want to sign up as a team? |
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Date: 3/15/2025 5:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Gee Hekler, I never knew that you were such a culinary genius. You should see the reviews I get when opening a can of dog food. I recall my lean moments when a can of tuna, peas and a box of Mac-n-cheese or a bologna sandwich grilled with cheese were part of my financial fitness program....  |
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Date: 3/15/2025 6:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE:MJA Needs Volunteers There's a reason why hermits live in caves instead of becoming door greeters at Walmart. You and me as a team? That would account for half of the horsemen needed for The Apocalypse..... |
Date: 3/15/2025 6:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I use to wrack my brain thinking of fancy stuff to cook for the urchins on my street. "L.D."---I notice you seem a lot more relaxed about it, these days. kronk---That's right, dog. Rather than stress about it, I just wait until "they" are good and hungry. That way, they devour anything I put in front of them. "L.D."---By the way, what do you call that dish you fed the mob, last night? kronk---I don't have a name for it yet. "L.D."---What was in it? kronk---Shark tail, lamprey eel, oyster milk, and perch, on a bed of pancit noodles. "L.D."---Oh.....SLOP. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/15/2025 6:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo!!! "They" need two more horsemen! kronk---I don't ride horses. "L.D."---Why? Is it because horses are a warm blooded animal and you feel they shouldn't be forced to bear the weight of another mammal? kronk---No. I don't ride them because they bite. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 7:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yep, most hungry urchins will be happy to eat the concoction from Kronk's mouth watering adventures from the ocean. Good thing I have squirrels to eat in my area, lol! |
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Date: 3/15/2025 7:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., we could get a chariot! Would Kronk be willing? |
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Date: 3/15/2025 8:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk...can I get that recipe? I want to make it and ask "How was your dinner?" If I get "it was good", it's tuna helper from here on in. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...should we let kronk join our group? I know he won't go near a horse but if he makes clippity-clop noises, we can bend the rules a little, right? |
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Date: 3/15/2025 8:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If he's a fan of Monty Python, then he's bound to answer the call. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 10:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was talking about the guy in Let's Make a Deal. Try and stay with the program. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 11:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Really? Is Monty Hall paying you to be their spokesperson? What's behind door #3? |
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Date: 3/15/2025 12:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...IT'S AN ALL EXPENSES PAID LIFETIME VACATION TO SOMALIA! |
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Date: 3/15/2025 1:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who are you kidding, you really mean South Beach, Florida....l don't think I like Monty Hall. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 1:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...call the place what you will. We all know the truth. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 3:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
....truth is subject to alternative facts. Nice try. |
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Date: 3/15/2025 9:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're speaking in riddles. That sounded like six of one and half a case of beer of another. |
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Date: 3/16/2025 7:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Today, I called out to the playing urchins. "Yo! C'mon and get a wonton!" I was frying up a batch. Some were crab filled and some were ground pork. so, one of the little muggers asks me, "which is which." I'm like: "What? They all look the same to me. Pick one and take a chance" "L.D."---Ha Ha Ha Ha...Tell the folks what the kid said, why doncha'? kronk---Ugh! It's not important. "L.D."---The child turned on it's heel and says "Never mind...I never gamble with food." kronk---Double UGH!!!! |
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Date: 3/16/2025 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler For best result: Bring equal parts; shark tail, and perch to a rolling boil in two gallons of oyster milk. Add Lamprey eel. (Be sure to bring extra eels, because they tend to want to climb up the sides of the pot and escape.) Simmer mixture, on medium-low heat for three hours, or until all the eels are dead. Bon Appetit |
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Date: 3/17/2025 4:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
****** insert drum rimshot for Kronk and L.D. |
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Date: 3/17/2025 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well? kronk---Well what? "L.D."---What did "they" decide? kronk---Who is "they" and what were "they" supposed to decide, anyway? "L.D."---"They" are Hekler and Hey Larry, and "they" were supposed to decide if you could join their group. You'd have to make "clippity-clop" noises, though. kronk---No problem, dog. I still have my "Miller & Ben Classic Oxford Tap Shoes". "L.D."---Unisex? kronk---Of course. "L.D."---Dig it! |
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Date: 3/17/2025 7:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ I cannot picture The Four Horseman without the clippity- clop noises of the fabulous tap shoes aforementioned. No doubt it would send fear into the hearts of those that were not prepared for the coming atrocity known as .... Kronk, L.D., Hekler & Hey Larry. |
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Date: 3/22/2025 4:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---I can do a near perfect impersonation of a demented Tyrannosaurus Rex. |
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Date: 3/22/2025 5:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hee-heee! |
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