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JOTW #230

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/8/2025 11:12:00 AM)
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My bank account was recently hacked. Yeah, talk about rude and crude.

The hacker went even further by leaving me a note :

" Would you mind leaving more money in your bank account the next time I rob you? I hate wasting my time!"

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Date: 3/8/2025 1:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Well, that's one thing we don't have to worry about.

"L.D."---What?

kronk---Money

"L.D."---That's for sure. I shoulda' moved to Vegas with mother.

kronk---C'mon, dog. It ain't that bad. You have plenty to eat and drink.

"L.D."---Really? What's so great about shark gills and ditch water?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/8/2025 2:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I tend to think that the IRS perfected the art of hacking any bank account.....without bothering to leave a note.  
Date: 3/9/2025 7:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I guess I'm late to the party again.
I would have missed the JOTW altogether had I not come on to USM to defend myself against
the allegations of being a slanderous troll in a very well written post by another member.

I never know which day of the week it is any more since I became a sovereign citizen.
Calendars, clocks and driver's licenses are a piece of the past for me as they should also
be for you. They are inventions of THE MAN, repressing your right to be all that you can be!

It would have been helpful if you had included some photos of money so that the rest of us
might have an idea of what you were talking about.

  
Date: 3/9/2025 1:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Dear Hekler, would you care to elaborate on the allegations pertaining to slanderous trolls or perhaps the very well written post by the other member?

  
Date: 3/9/2025 2:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd prefer not to elaborate but since you asked so nicely, I'll do it.

I guess I have become overly sensitive to being called something of that
nature, especially when responding to the JOTW. Then, when I logged on
today and saw what appeared to be an accusation, I went into defensive mode
immediately and I'm laying the blame at your doorstep.

Concerning the well-written post, I was lying in an effort to offer what I
thought was a constructive manner. It actually reads like someone was blazingly
high and couldn't get enough thoughts together at a single time in order to
write a well thought out and cohesive narrative.

Thank you for making me look rude to other USMers.

  
Date: 3/10/2025 4:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ***tsk,tsk***

As a Sovereign Citizen, do you take classes on how to project ? How many hours of the day do you spend watching conspiracy theorists on social media? Who are your favorite legal experts, could it be the arm chair experts who never graduated from high school? These are the folks you should be thanking, not to mention your " HEKLER " badge.

But other than that, I'm a very open minded person!
  
Date: 3/10/2025 6:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I think it would be cool to become a "sovereign citizen."

kronk---You do?

"L.D."---Absolutely! I could do what I want, not be subject to any laws, run down and kill as many moose as I wanted to; you know, stuff like that!

kronk---Forget it. That's not even remotely possible.

"L.D."---What not?

kronk---Because you're a dog......(OUCH!)...

"L.D."---Grrrrrrr..
  
Date: 3/10/2025 6:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    What not?

"L.D."---What?

kronk---What not?

"L.D."What?

kronk---What not?

"L.D."---Say it one more time!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---What not!

kronk---What not?.....CRUNCH....OUCH!
  
Date: 3/10/2025 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Greetings Kronk, L.D.!

Back in the very late 1970's, when I was but a mere lad of 19, I was exposed to certain coworkers that were part of an organization ( as it were, lol) that was founded and run by a certain group of lawyers, who claimed to specialize in income tax laws, etc.

Also, I had other friends who were employed by the aircraft/ aerospace industry like Rockwell, Lockheed and Douglas, etc. Some of them were lured into joining the program as well. Of course they had to pay dues , fees in exchange were promised complete legal protection from the I.R.S.

I don't recall the name if that organization, but I do recall that the I.R.S. arrested all of the members of that organization and sent them to prison. Their devoted followers were subjected to paying back taxes with interest, and others even lost their homes.

So, Freedom is just another word fir nothing left to do.....
  

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