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Date: 3/1/2025 6:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you were the person that caused someone to coin that "broad side if a barn" idiom.  |
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Date: 3/1/2025 7:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And you're the type of person who's always looking at the positive side of things. For example , I would call you " Pretty Annoying " but you would focus on how pretty you are ..... Does your wife know that you use her makeup?  |
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Date: 3/1/2025 7:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I feel pretty. Thank you for the compliment! |
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Date: 3/1/2025 7:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I've learned to NEVER touch my wife's gallon of Bondo. |
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Date: 3/1/2025 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6gfhTg5OFs |
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Date: 3/1/2025 7:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, using Bondo to repair rust is out of the question? |
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Date: 3/1/2025 10:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you know my theme song! I plan on going out today to get myself a new frock for the first day of spring. I want to look extra good. |
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Date: 3/1/2025 10:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...tarpaulin would be perfect. |
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Date: 3/1/2025 10:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...have you ever read the book "10,000 Uses for Bondo"? |
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Date: 3/1/2025 11:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why no I haven't. Did you write it? ^^^^^ |
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Date: 3/1/2025 11:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as a matter of fact, I did. Chapter 1 : How to disable a parking meter and avoid fines. |
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Date: 3/1/2025 12:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I wish I had read that back in the day. |
Date: 3/1/2025 6:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Those paper maps were ok if you had a while to go over them "before" actually hitting the road."L.D."---Ain't that the truth! I remember the time you tried navigating through Schenectady, New York, using a forty-one year old map of New Orleans, Louisiana. kronk---The guy that sold me that map assured me that it was the latest thing in generic navigation. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/2/2025 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What is "Bono?" kronk---That's the guy who married "Cher." "L.D."---Oh, that's weird. kronk---What do you mean, weird? "L.D."---So, her husband is a body man? kronk---Ugh? I don't know. "L.D."---IF he is, he does pretty good work. kronk---Ugh? |
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Date: 3/2/2025 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh! I get it, now; Bono, bondo, Cher! "L.D."---It's too late. You've already put your ignorance on display, for all to see. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/2/2025 9:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You think that's bad, try buying a " Map Of The Stars" from a street vendor in downtown Los Angeles only to find yourself in a Greyhound bus substation in Albuquerque..... |
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Date: 3/2/2025 9:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sonny and Cher sang a jingle for Bondo once. A favorite of many collision repair In the '60s.... The Beat Goes On. |
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Date: 3/8/2025 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Kronk can't use a map at all. kronk---What do you mean? I can so use a map. "L.D."---What about the time that mother entrusted you to bring me for my veterinarian appoint? You drove around for four hours and ended up in the wrong town. kronk---It wasn't my fault. The roadmap I was using had a crease in it. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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