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JOTW #228

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/22/2025 11:06:00 AM)
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My Grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic.

From the very beginning, he told people that this was a disaster, and that the ship would sink.

Nobody listened to him.

My Grandfather was a brave man, and continued to warn others of the impending disaster that was coming.

That's when he was asked to leave the movie theater......

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Date: 2/22/2025 2:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So, how many if you prefer the days of drive in theater?  
Date: 2/22/2025 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry What a trip! I actually got the chills reading that.

"L.D."---Really?

kronk---Dig it, dog. It's like, cold water. You know? The power of suggestion.

"L.D."---You know; now that you mention it. I'm feeling rather clammy, myself. Throw another buffalo chip on the fire, man.

kronk---"Cough-cough-cough" Hey Larry also mentioned drive-in theaters.

"L.D."---Oh, yeah. I get it, citronella candles.

kronk---COUGH!!!

  
Date: 2/23/2025 11:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well drive-in theatres also had lobbies with snacks and hotdogs...etc. The problem with that was getting out of the backseat of the car where one was smooching with one's date.  
Date: 2/23/2025 11:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I must admit, my number one fan hasn't been around to leave a snarky comment. And that makes me wonder if he's a true cinephile or just a movie critic with no interest whatsoever in the art of films.  
Date: 2/23/2025 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry The crowd that I hung around with never visited the concession stand. We brought our own goodies; momma burgers, koolaid, and homemade french
fries. I mostly rode in what was affectionately called, "the rumble seat," to save money.

"L.D."---You mean the trunk, don't you?

kronk---You got it, dog.

  

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