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Date: 2/15/2025 7:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm sorta surprised that you even know 75 - 90 words in total.  |
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Date: 2/15/2025 7:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Hey Larry is a graduate of the Gordon Ramsay School of Food Preparation. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 7:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
.....?.... Hey, I'm smarter than Jethro Bodine. I graduated at the top of my class at M.I.T. ( Mentally Inferior Troglodyte)  |
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Date: 2/15/2025 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Graduate @ Gordon Ramsey School of Food Preparation The only reason I graduated was because Gordon developed a serious case of Laryngitis. Imagine that... |
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Date: 2/15/2025 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...was it because of the thumb in the salad? |
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Date: 2/15/2025 8:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What do you mean? I'm not missing a thumb, or any other digit. However, if you want, guess again. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 9:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...was it the Beef a la Toupée? |
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Date: 2/15/2025 9:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...well, that's my guessing done with. I couldn't come up with any other scenarios that could possibly spoil a meal. You laid down a challenge and I came up with spit. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 9:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...horse's head in the pasta? |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...issues with the government over your bald eagle canapés? You should try and get a permit now. I hear laws are a-changing under the new administration. Maybe it has become legal now. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Beef ala' teepee? I'm not a Native American and please stop offending those who are. They didn't start the practice of scalping, nor do they sell overpriced tickets at sporting events. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Issues with a Bald Eagle? I'd rather have turkey. It's what Ben Franklin preferred. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you got Super Bowl in the peanut butter? |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and turkeys won't swoop down on you and take you by surprise. Good thinking Ace. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you wear a teepee on your head and it's riling the natives? |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Re: Scalping/Sports tickets Still okay for concerts. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Turkeys don't swoop down because they're too dignified. Canucks however, are a different story. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 10:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
They only reason I could be riling the natives is if I were to win big at a casino. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 11:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...what's your beef with Canucks? They're all in Florida learning how to be good Americans*. *Golf carts/riding mowers not included with this offer. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 11:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think everyone would get riled if you won big at the casino. Some might call it witchcraft. Personally, I just think it's your destiny. Just like your great grandfather "Tar and Feathers" Larry. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 4:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What's the definition of " Canucks?" Canadian people with money who fly south every winter to take advantage of free golf cart / riding lawn mowers that require no license to drive on public highways and get free eye exams with no waiting. |
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Date: 2/15/2025 4:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I'll have you know my grandfather was the original blackjack dealer for many popular speakeasy's during prohibition and developed the idea for three card Monty. His destiny was avoiding jail. |
Date: 2/15/2025 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I've not uttered any sort of profanity in millennia."L.D."---Quick! Take cover, everybody! The sky is about to begin falling! kronk---What?  |
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Date: 2/15/2025 7:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If you had a "Swear Jar" for putting money into every time you said something bad, how rich would you be? In my case, I would never had to hold a job..... |
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Date: 2/17/2025 1:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Talk about! If I only had ten dollars for every time Kronk used a cuss word in the last ten years; I'd be eating "Pheasant under glass" instead of generic potted meat product. kronk---What's wrong with potted meat? It has meat in it. "L.D."---Yeah...It's the origin of said meat that has me worried. kronk---Ugh! |
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