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Date: 2/8/2025 1:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Q: Why are bus drivers so cultural? A: Because they're so well traveled.  |
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Date: 2/8/2025 1:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...why does it always feel like someone has stolen my wallet every time I come in to read one of these?  |
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Date: 2/8/2025 1:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Q: Why are bus drivers so cultural? A: Because they're cheesy like this joke? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 1:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
POSSIBILITY #2 (following up on POSSIBILITY #1) Q: Why are bus drivers so cultural? A: They didn't make much of a wage so they rennet instead of owned? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 1:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
POSSIBILITY #3 (and 98 degrees south) Q: Why are bus drivers so cultural? A: Because illegal aliens will accept poorer wages and longer work hours? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 1:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I did take your wallet , but there was nothing in so this is my thanks to you. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of cheesy, did you read that post regarding the carnivore diet? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Rennet is better than truculent..... |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Possibly, but 98 degrees north requires a plow on the front of the bus. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That's all for now in capital letters don't frighten anyone you know. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...BUT, for the low, low price of $9'99 a month, you can have UNLIMITED ACCESS to me. BITCOIN OR TRUMPY MEDALLIONS NOT ACCEPTED AS PAYMENT. Chinese yuan preferred. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
That's all for now in capital letters don't frighten anyone you know. CHECK YOUR DEPENDS. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 2:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I'll want that wallet back. Some of those pieces of lint are quite old and very valuable to the right person. |
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Date: 2/8/2025 11:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What is Chinese Yawn ? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 11:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Check my Depends would actually depend on : 1. If I wore Depends. 2. If I did wear Depends, nothing you'd say or do would be cause for checking them. 3. You are a paid spokesperson for Depends, am I right? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 11:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, you are wanting me to return your wallet for lent? Is that a Catholic requirement? |
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Date: 2/8/2025 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
That's actually a pretty good joke. "L.D."---You betcha', man. I expect no less. This is Saturday and we "are" on the "JOTW." kronk---Well put, dog. I took 37th place in a "social experiment," once. "L.D."---Oh, I remember that. You were like the 37th most likely to succumb to complications, as a result of getting a tetanus shot. kronk---I fear no rusty nail. "L.D."---Ugh?  |
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Date: 2/9/2025 4:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, there was always rubbing alcohol, mercurochrome or bactine. So there's no need to rush to the emergency room. |
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