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JOTW #225

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/1/2025 3:36:00 AM)
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I have a question to those of you out there who've given up on dating.

Do you have to go to a shelter or do the cats just show up at your house?

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Date: 2/1/2025 4:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...YOU ARE IN A MENTAL STATE & LACK AMORAL COMPASS!

  
Date: 2/1/2025 4:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...sorry...replied to wrong post.

  
Date: 2/1/2025 4:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...but your amoral compass is doing just fine by the looks of it.

  
Date: 2/1/2025 8:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I can definitely see why Mark Twain loved cats and dogs over people.  
Date: 2/1/2025 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...probably in the mirror every morning.

  
Date: 2/1/2025 9:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    BTW, how's your moral compass? It might be interesting to hear how you live life on ...

The straight and narrow.....

Off the beaten path...

You're just not that choosy these days....
  
Date: 2/1/2025 9:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I like to keep my morality flexible.

  
Date: 2/1/2025 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and, for your information, I chose Jif, so there!

  
Date: 2/1/2025 9:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well, if you're that flexible then I am left to conclude that you have had a career in the carnival industry ...... a barker/ hawker ?  
Date: 2/1/2025 11:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    I couldn't imagine getting back into the dating pool. There are so many strange people online. Not that we would know anybody like that...  
Date: 2/1/2025 11:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ......... well Morphix, I guess that we here at USM will leave that to speculation.  
Date: 2/1/2025 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

..."Well, if you're that flexible then I am left to conclude
that you have had a career in the carnival industry"

Close but no cigar. I made my nickname in the music industry.
I even think there was a song written about me by The Spinners:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMVflSBKx8

  
Date: 2/1/2025 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    You were something of a "cat" man, at one time, were you not?

kronk---You know it, dog. I grew up on a riverside and was a total fishing freak. Every spare moment I had, was spent hauling something out of that muddy water. We always had around than twenty cats hanging around the old home place. Our cats grew fat eating polliwog and asian carp.

"L.D."---As I recall, there were lots of rats around, also.

kronk---Yep...The rat population went crazy after you ate all of our cats.

"L.D.---Cats and rats and water moccasins...Introverted little boys and hungry dogs...Hoods and frats and sewage toxins...Fresh cut wooden guns and grungy
hogs.

kronk---Heavy duty, dog. Let's go snatch one of the mayors' chickens. Memory lane is fraught with obstacles. I need calories.

"L.D."----Saturdays are the bomb!!!!

  
Date: 2/3/2025 1:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    So?

kronk---So, what?

"L.D."---Do you count yourself as one of those "strange people?"

kronk---Of course.

"L.D."---Play that "Rubberband Man" song, again. I'm getting off on that groove!

kronk---Coming right up. You mah dog, dog!
  
Date: 2/4/2025 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Answer the man's question, will ya.

kronk---Easy, dog. What are you talking about?

"L.D."---Dating...You've given up on it, have you not?

kronk---Of course I have.

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---I'm a human male and I've been hanging with the same girl for fifty four years. Unlike, you, who chases down anything with four legs and a tail. But
then, again, you are a dog.

"L.D."---Bow-Wow, baby!

  

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