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Date: 1/23/2025 2:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Warning: This post is in violation of executive order 14157 & 14161. Any communication between Americans and outsiders is hereby prohibited as it violates virtual border security.  |
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Date: 1/23/2025 3:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll give you five bucks to look the other way.  |
Date: 1/23/2025 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I take issue with your attachment of my name with your own " Weather Channel " assessment of the conditions south of your border. And the fact that I don't know the first thing about ice skating should not be the butt of your assault.  |
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Date: 1/23/2025 8:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...you seem to take undue offense with this post. You did mention that you "don't know the first thing about ice skating". Did you perhaps have a skating accident in your formative years and maybe self-amputate an arm or a leg? Possibly even decapitate yourself? |
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Date: 1/24/2025 4:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
.....and who said anything about prizes? |
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Date: 1/24/2025 4:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Morphix, this post is in violation of good taste . But then again, what else can you expect from the author? |
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Date: 1/24/2025 4:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
An Ontario Poem: ( which explains why Hekler is the way he is this time of year) It's winter in Ontario And the gentle breezes blow At 75miles per hour And 35 below Oh how I love Ontario When the snow is up to your butt You take a breath of winter air And your nostrils freeze shut The weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll stick around I could never leave Ontario Because I'm frozen to the ground |
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Date: 1/24/2025 8:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
..."and who said anything about prizes?" Well, there were no particular prizes mentioned and there was that disclaimer that told people not to get their hopes up. I'll use every trick in the book to lure people into reading my posts. |
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Date: 1/24/2025 8:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...RE: "this post is in violation of good taste" Good taste/bad taste/McDonalds. What does any of that mean any more now that an incredible number of people have shown their true colors and voted for the most vile piece of excrement to ever set foot upon the planet because they couldn't afford eggs and bacon but can travel thousands of miles to hear gibberish blown from a horn of hate and still have enough money left over to purchase 1,000 rounds of their favorite caliber (calibre)? GAME OVER Please try again. |
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Date: 1/24/2025 10:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
ODE TO A SOUTHERN SNOW STORM The white stuff falls and traffic piles along the highway for ten miles cars are crashing ditches filled gas and engine oils spilled but up ahead a silver cloud looky there a road that's plowed. |
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Date: 1/24/2025 11:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I love how you've contradicted yourself by saying you'll use every trick in the book to have your way with readers while simultaneously expressing your complete abhorrence towards the recently installed President who will use every trick in the book to have his way with those that voted for him. So much for game over, try self realization first. |
Date: 1/24/2025 3:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "L.D." here: Kronk started up his truck and let it idle for a half hour, then he put the truck in gear and went back and forth in his driveway about twenty times and then he chickened out and aborted the mission. "He" was supposed to make the block and report back to "the house" on road conditions. I believe total snowfall for eight hours was about five inches. Everything, and I do mean "everything" shutdown, over here. The mail wasn't delivered, the trash wasn't picked up, "they" shut down all the schools for the whole week, and city hall, along with "all" public works remain closed, as I type this. kronk paid some kamikaze long haul trucker thirty dollars to hitch a ride to Florida. He was headed for the post inauguration party at Mar A Lago, but the trucker beat him, took his money, and dropped him off in Waycross, Georgia. He called but, I had a date. He's probably walking home.  |
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Date: 1/25/2025 7:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Love it! Love it! Love it! "L.D."---How'd you get back so soon? I figured, since no one was likely to give you a lift, it'd be about three weeks, to month, before you made it here. kronk---Yeah, well, that murderous trucker would have likely killed me, but, I'd bought us a bag full of tacos, from an all night trailer, "somewhere" north and east of Venice, Louisiana and when the freak bent down to administer the "Coup de Gras," he threw up all over me and left. "L.D."---Strange, you don't smell much like vomit? kronk---I'm getting to the really cool part; if you don't mind??? "L.D."---Sorry. Please continue. kronk---Yeah well, so, I stagger my way down to Astoria and get picked up by this 79 year old hippie chick named Orchid. I mean, this girl is driving a 1967 mauve colored Cadillac "Coupe de Ville," with leather seats and..... "L.D."---Hey! Where you going? kronk---I don't know what was in those tacos, but I'm still feeling the effect! "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/25/2025 10:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk and L.D. Only the strong survive. The rest will move to Greenland to avoid unpleasant circumstances. |
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Date: 1/25/2025 6:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, what is a "SHONOR," anyway? "L.D."---I don't know???? kronk---"Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls." "L.D."---"Sock it to me, baby!" |
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