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Date: 1/21/2025 4:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I attempted to get Danny Elfman on board to compose the soundtrack, however his salary is just a tad out of the budget for this blockbuster. I've also considered using music from my collection of Spike Jones albums that I'd collected from thrift shops over the years, but haven't heard back from his estate. So I may ask Kronk & L.D., for a little " Quid- Pro- Quo." That sure is a handy dandy, isn't it? And it's Arkansas tough! Why it was the very first pace car at the very first legal NASCAR race that didn't involve moonshine.  |
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Date: 1/21/2025 8:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I have never heard of Danny Elfman. Is he from Keebler, Keebler and Keebler? That may not be important anyhow because, while dining last night at the local Taco 'n' Dump, I discovered a fantastic Mariachi band that knew all the most recent hits and could do wonderful improvisations with titles that they weren't familiar with. They'll be dropping by to see you today with a three hour tape of their musical stylings. Please listen to the whole tape. I'm not sure what this "Squid Pro Quo" but if it's seafood, I know that kronk and L.D. can be trusted to provide the very finest. Good thinking. And that little truck? Yeah, it's tough all right. Tougher than an Arkansas woman with only a couple of belts left in the bottle. That was your wife? Please pass on my regards.  |
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Date: 1/21/2025 8:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Heavy Duty!!! kronk---What? "L.D."---Hekler is on the move, again! What day is it, anyway? kronk---Today is Tuesday. Yes, indeed; Hekler's productions are usually current, colorful and cutting edge. "L.D."---Why don't you ever provide visuals in our posts? kronk---"They" advised me that my postings were adequate, without pictures. "L.D."---That directive wouldn't have anything to do with the fiasco at the last Republican National Convention, would it? kronk---I can think of no good reason to share that with our viewers. "L.D."---Oh, no! I feel that "they" should know how you started your power point presentation with a current photo of a former Speaker of the house of representatives, of the United States of America, dressed in her skivvy drawers. kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 1/21/2025 9:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "L.D." here: Interesting post. Love the visuals. Kronk enjoyed it, too. Keep up the good work. I can't expound, now, `cause I have to go and try and rescue kronk. He took his boat out, this morning, to try and catch "snow crabs." As luck would have it, today, the northern "Gulf of America" coast is experiencing it's first blizzard conditions in recorded history. kronk's boat is ice bound in four feet of water. Ugh! |
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Date: 1/21/2025 9:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk!...L.D...Good to see you once again! Sure kronk, your posts ARE adequate without the inclusion of visual elements but, as they say, "a picture is worth a thousand words" and I don't know any of them. Plagiarism only gets you so far, you know? You should post the photo of the "skivvy drawers". I bet that shot is worth at least two thousand words and an increase in sales of Pepto Bismol. |
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Date: 1/21/2025 9:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...a question for you. Now that The Gulf of Mexico has been re-named, what is the plan to get all of the Mexican fish out of there? |
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Date: 1/21/2025 9:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk...you could probably break your boat free by dynamiting the ice and, as an added bonus, bring home a hefty catch of those illegal Mexican fish to boot! |
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Date: 1/22/2025 7:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Yes, indeed, times are changing. Biden is out, Trump's in, Mexico's lost the gulf, and the word on the street is that the former "Madame Speaker" is planning to go for a "full body tuck." "L.D."---Gotta' give the old gal credit. She's a fighter. kronk---So true, dog. She was really somethin' before electricity. "L.D."---Shocking! |
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Date: 1/22/2025 3:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler We firmly believe in giving all creatures, large and small, their due. Therefore, we plan to extend United States Territorial waters, 1000 miles, out into the new Gulf of America. "L.D."---Can we do that? kronk---Sure. We can do anything. We're the greatest nation on the face of the earth. "L.D."---Wow! Suddenly, I feel empowered! kronk---YES! YES! I want all the fish, the seagulls, the pelicans! I even want the chihuahuas! "L.D."---You're starting to frighten me. kronk---MUAHHH!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! |
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Date: 1/23/2025 12:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk...I have some good news for you. There seem to be a lot of people in my neighborhood that aren't too well informed as to what a dog should be and get sold these chihuahua things by some shifty, fast-talking salesman that hates people like you and I. Long story short, I can get as many of these for you as you would like and won't even ask your intentions. Might be good for shark bait but for all I know, the things yap, growl, bark and shiver underwater too, scaring off any potential useful fish or animals. I can send these postage due but, to save you some money, I'll ship them in one of those padded envelopes. This may slow delivery a little but you're already familiar with the U.S.P.S. so this shouldn't affect you to any great degree and, truth be told, if one of these gets lost or delayed too long, it isn't much of a loss. Please leave your mailing information in the comments below. |
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Date: 1/25/2025 10:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I'd like to put in an order for no less than 67 chihuahua. Of that number, please "overnight" seven live and extremely frisky animals to my address @ Cantreele Say (Esquire) 001 Gulf of America Rd Karankawa City, Texas 945RB I plan to use the live chihuahua as bait for oversized goliath grouper. Please euthanize the remaining sixty animals and ship snail mail & bulk rate to: J&J Biden Greenville, Delaware |
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Date: 1/25/2025 10:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
PS: The check is in the mail. |
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