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JOTW #222

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/10/2025 11:47:00 PM)
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That's What Friends Are For........Right?

I leave my house a mess, that way when friends come over to visit me they leave feeling better about their own house cleaning skills.



I was invited to visit a friend at his new apartment.

He welcomed me and told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.



It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.

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Date: 1/10/2025 11:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Friends offer free therapy.  
Date: 1/11/2025 6:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Well?

"L.D."---Well, what?

kronk---The "JOTW."

"L.D."---I concur with "Hey Larry." We are fortunate to be associated with him. I mean, I can't think of many people who would offer "free therapy" to a
misfit, like you.

kronk---What do you mean; a misfit, like "me?" I take it that you consider yourself something other than a misfit!

"L.D."---Of course. I'm a "talking dog." Loyal, obedient, long suffering, etc, etc....

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 1/11/2025 11:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Hey, you two are a part of USM, so friendship is part of the deal. Just don't let Hekler get wind of it.  
Date: 1/15/2025 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    Hey Larry, I've always considered us very good friends. You're always so kind. In fact, whenever I think about you, I always feel better about myself kidding  
Date: 1/16/2025 4:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I see the therapy's working!   

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