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Date: 12/31/2024 4:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This year I'm hoping to build a way back machine like Mr. Peabody's. Anybody know anything about time travel? ![]() |
Date: 12/31/2024 6:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy New Year, "Hey Larry!" ![]() "L.D."---So, what do we have to contribute to the discussion? kronk---Not a whole lot, I'm afraid. I haven't had much luck with "resolutions." "L.D."---C'mon, man. kronk---No, really, dog. According to my records, I've only actually followed through with one resolution that I ever made. "L.D."---Well, OK; care to share with the folks? kronk---After I resolved to stop smoking cigarettes on 1/1/2012, I finally did quit on 7/4/2012. "L.D."---Why did you quit smoking? kronk---I figured that breathing was more important than smoking? "L.D."---Smoked for a while, did you? kronk---Naw, just a bad habit I picked up in the 20th century. ![]() |
Date: 12/31/2024 6:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() kronk---The only way to travel through time is remembering and/or fantasizing. "L.D."---Ugh! ![]() |
Date: 1/1/2025 7:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 67865
I gave up eating chocolate for two years, but after I started eating chocolate again, I ate twice as much...net gain = 0 ! HBU |
Date: 1/2/2025 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6G9tisVdU ![]() |
Date: 1/8/2025 6:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh! "L.D."---What now? kronk---I never can open the addresses that people leave for me. "L.D."---So, what you're implying is that you are something of a technological dinosaur? kronk---Yeah, I guess that sums me up, dog. "L.D."---What'd you get when you tried opening "Hey Larry's" link? kronk---"Peter’s Dwarf Epauletted Fruit Bat" "L.D."---Wow, man! That's pretty far out. You should probably stick with pencil and paper. kronk---Ugh? ![]() |
Date: 1/10/2025 5:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dem fruit bats is wonky. The link was to a Kinks song titled " Better Things." Was hoping it would have an effect for 2025. ![]() |
Date: 1/10/2025 4:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Date: 1/10/2025 11:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thumbs up! ![]() |
Date: 1/30/2025 12:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy New Year!!! Happy New Year!!!!...Happy New Year!!!!.....Happy New Year!!!! "L.D."---Hey, man! What's up with you? It's almost February. You're a little late. You seem overly excited. What've you gotten into, now? kronk---Mother just made one of those homemade yellow layer cakes, with semi-hard icing and I got to lick the cake mix bowl and the chocolate fudge pot, too! "L.D."---What a greed head! You didn't save any for me, did you? kronk---I was actually looking out for you, dog. The raw egg in cake batter is not good for you and dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, either. "L.D."---Ugh! ![]() |
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