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JOTW #220

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/28/2024 11:27:00 AM)
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It's alright to talk to yourself......... and it's alright to answer yourself .

But it's sad when you have to repeat yourself because you weren't listening. .

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Date: 12/28/2024 11:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And don't argue with yourself because it's nearly impossible for to go to the mirror and apologize.  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the JOTW was quite late this week and I was starting to suspect that you
were attempting a little "duck and cover" after the December 21 Bomb of the Week.

  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Do you expect a note from my mother explaining why I posted the JOTW late.?  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if it can be provided, then yes.

  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if not, just present a copy of yesterday's bar tab.

  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Know any good mediums?  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you could always see if Oda Mae Brown is still in the game.

  
Date: 12/28/2024 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...here's a good medium for you:

https://static.chemistwarehouse.com.au/ams/media/pi/67861/2DF_800.jpg

  
Date: 12/28/2024 2:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It took me a while. Here's the bar tab.....

https://stock.adobe.com/images/meal-check-with-change/157103094
  
Date: 12/28/2024 2:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That image you sent is not a good fit. And the only thing he can predict is the urgent call by Mother Nature in the middle of the night.  
Date: 12/28/2024 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    It's hard to believe that "some" people actually talk to themselves.

Kronk---I so know what you're saying, dog. Makes you wonder, don't it?

"L.D."---People are strange.

kronk---Ugh hugh....
  
Date: 12/28/2024 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Who is "Oda Mae Brown?"

kronk---Some gal up in Brooklyn who read people's palms, or something.

"L.D."---Really? Is she still in business?

kronk---I'm not sure. Last I heard, she didn't like the way that the country was being run and talked about leaving.

  
Date: 12/28/2024 11:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...kronk...I think you're right about the Brooklyn palm reader.
Initially, I just thought it was Hey Larry's pet name for his Jockey shorts.

  
Date: 12/29/2024 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...do you know how you can make the JOTW better?

  
Date: 12/29/2024 12:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why? Do you?  
Date: 12/29/2024 6:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...no. I'm coming up empty too.
At least they can't get much worse.

  
Date: 12/30/2024 4:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh you're always the optimist!  
Date: 12/30/2024 11:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's called being supportive. It wouldn't be very nice of me
to have said that the JOTW is at an all-time irreparable low.

  
Date: 12/30/2024 12:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So you're an overly supportive pessimist. Who would have guessed?  
Date: 12/30/2024 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm proud of my achievements!

  

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