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JOTW #219

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/21/2024 3:46:00 AM)
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Don't Drink and Drive!

 

 Because there are people out there who Text and Drive, 

 

and they will collide into you,

 

and it will be YOUR FAULT! 

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 12/21/2024 8:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'll just slap some Tesla Script over the Chevrolet badging and blame it all on Musk.

  
Date: 12/21/2024 9:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And for good measure the vehicle should explode into a fiery disaster!  
Date: 12/21/2024 10:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...as an added treat, the corner dispensary is also caught in the
blaze. The watching crowd was even larger than that of a Trump rally.

  
Date: 12/21/2024 10:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it was a good day to own a food truck.

  
Date: 12/21/2024 11:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Also, don't drink and text! I'm not pointing any fingers, but sometimes I read things here on USM and I wonder if maybe a certain user is under the influence...  
Date: 12/21/2024 12:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I know what you mean Morphix but I'm trying to cut him some slack.

  
Date: 12/21/2024 12:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hey! I gave up texting a long time ago!  
Date: 12/23/2024 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Ain't it the truth, man?

"L.D."---I agree. The logic in that is irrefutable.

kronk---Hey, dog; don't come on so strong. Just about anything is subject to being refuted.

"L.D."---Even "Her Strut?" (Bob Seger)

kronk---There is always an exception.
  

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