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JOTW #218

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/14/2024 1:53:00 AM)
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Why are there no pirates in Kansas?

Because Kansas is a land locked state?

Why, no.....

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Date: 12/14/2024 1:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It's because they all moved to " Arrrr Kansas!"  
Date: 12/14/2024 5:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54202705307_f947ae8bd0_o.jpg

  
Date: 12/14/2024 10:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^^^ You sure have put on a lot of weight since your last boudoir photo shoot.  
Date: 12/14/2024 11:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Well ?

kronk---Well, what?

"L.D."---I believe the cause was "ocean acidification." What do you think?

kronk---Gas.

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 12/14/2024 11:53:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ocean acidification....

Wasn't that a Frank Sinatra movie back in the day?
  
Date: 12/14/2024 4:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Who is "Frank Sinatra," anyway?

kronk---He was the guy who played "Dirty Dingus McGee."

"L.D."---Never heard of it.

kronk---How about "Oceans 11?"

"L.D."---Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

kronk---you need to get out more.

"L.D."---That's your fault.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/14/2024 5:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...L.D...Frank Sinatra was the father of Nancy Sinatra
who, rumor has it, had boots that were made for walkin'.

  
Date: 12/16/2024 6:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Aaaargh...aaaargh...

kronk---Something you ate?

"L.D."---No, man. I'm just getting "in-character."

kronk---OK. I get it. So, what's in Arkansas, besides "Hope" and pirates?

"L.D."---"Heifer International"

  
Date: 12/16/2024 7:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I remember that tune.

"L.D."---Didn't that girl sing something about "Summer Wine?"

kronk---That reminds me; I'm thirsty.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

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