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JOTW #216

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/30/2024 1:11:00 AM)
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It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Steve can't find his wife.

Steve goes up to a very attractive woman and says 'Excuse me, can you help me? I can't find my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The attractive woman replies "Why?"

Steve replies "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air."

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Date: 11/30/2024 1:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I farted in the Apple Store on Black Friday and everyone got upset at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

  
Date: 11/30/2024 5:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Cool! We got "two jokes, for the price of one!"

kronk---Yes. "Hey Larry" is generous, that way.

"L.D."---What are you hoping to receive, this Christmas?

kronk---Oh, I was hoping for a bottle of "R.M. Louis XIII Cognac."

"L.D."---Really?? Does anyone like you enough to drop five grand on a bottle of booze?

kronk---Well, probably not. I think that my likeability scale reads somewhere around a pint of "Madd Dog 20/20."

"L.D."---I've always figured you for a realist. What flavor?

kronk---A to Z, dog. It's the thought that counts.

"L.D."---Happy Black Saturday!
  
Date: 11/30/2024 6:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I just think it's very cruel of you to lay my life bare and put it out
for all to see (even if you "changed the name to protect the innocent",
then label it your JOTW.

  
Date: 11/30/2024 10:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, should I ever become the recipient of a long lost relative that leaves me the sole heir of their vast fortune or perhaps hit a big lottery jackpot, I will personally deliver that R.M. Louis XIII to your front door, in the meantime I can only upgrade you to a fine vintage known as " Night Train."  
Date: 11/30/2024 10:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why Hekler, I didn't know you were married. And certainly didn't think your misanthropic ways would allow you to shop in public.  
Date: 11/30/2024 3:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Sniff...sniff...sigh...

"L.D."---What's up with you, man?

kronk---I'm "moved" by "Hey Larry's" comment.

"L.D."---Can I get you something? Pepto," Milk of Magnesia," "Gas-X?"

kronk---No, dog! I'm fine. It's like an emotional thing. I was slowly working my way through the top five "fortified" wines and "Hey Larry" is going to bump me
up to "Night Train Express!"

"L.D."---You should be happy. "Night Train Express" is #2 on the list.

kronk---Let's celebrate with a bottle of "Thunderbird."
  
Date: 12/1/2024 1:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It's better than Boones Farm, but alas all good vintages come to their end....

https://drunkard.com/63-night-train-express/
  

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