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JOTW #214

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/16/2024 1:00:00 AM)
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You know, I've been thinking a lot about giving up sarcasm.

But then that would leave interpretive dance as my sole means of communication......

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Date: 11/16/2024 1:08:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This JOTW has been brought to you by The Royal Canadian Loon Ballet, and The Texas League Of The Preventative Care Of Former Speakers Of The House. We thank you.

This is my alternate work weekend and shall be around later in the day to defend my actions against those that would attempt to impugn my honor.
  
Date: 11/16/2024 6:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 64723    I mean... interpretive dance is really THE highest form of communication lol  
Date: 11/16/2024 11:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ Why yes indeed! Just look at the breakdance competition during last summer featuring " Raygun" from Australia.  
Date: 11/16/2024 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    You are way into "interpretive dance," are you not?

kronk---Yeah, sure. Mostly, when I'm drunk.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/16/2024 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Where "would" we be without sarcasm?

kronk---Probably in Schenectady.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/16/2024 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Enjoy your weekend off, man.

"L.D."---Ditto
  
Date: 11/17/2024 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...please do not give up on sarcasm!
There could be no bright side to that route and it would only lead to paramedics
being called out without real reason and wasting valuable time responding to calls
reporting someone having a stroke or going into a seizure.

  
Date: 11/17/2024 2:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk should consult future interpretive dance prospects on how they can compete with DWTS.  
Date: 11/17/2024 2:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Where would we be w/ out sarcasm? Definitely not In Hekler's neck of the woods...where sarcasm never sleeps.  
Date: 11/17/2024 2:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    RE: please don't give up on Hekler's favorite pastime.....

Sounds like trying to avoid the iceberg that Titanic collided with.
  
Date: 11/17/2024 4:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

DWTS ???

DOWNWIND TERRIBLE SMELL?

DOG WITH TOP SENTIENCE?

Please stop using unexplained acronyms.

  
Date: 11/18/2024 2:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Are you vexed? Would this have anything to do with having to solve a basic arithmetic problem but you're not sure if you're allowed to take your shoes off?  
Date: 11/19/2024 5:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    Interesting. Whenever I see you dance, the only thing I can interpret is.... "Help! I don't know how to dance!"   
Date: 11/19/2024 6:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    HA! Shows what you kniw! I was the mentor to Denny Terrio who went on to become the host of " Dance Fever!"
  
Date: 11/22/2024 8:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    What are you doing?

"L.D."---Practicing my dance moves.

kronk---Really? I didn't figure you for much of a dancer.

"L.D."---Yeah, well. Hold my de-wormer and watch this!

kronk---Wow! Nice "Alegrías," dog!

"L.D."---Wanna' see my "booty pop?"

kronk---Maybe, later.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

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