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JOTW #213

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/9/2024 6:28:00 AM)
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A Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

"Your parents when you move out."

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Date: 11/9/2024 6:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I get those kinds of questions on a daily basis and it's just
cruel of you to do the same thing here when I was looking for a
good joke to try and help me forget what has just happened recently.

  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ This is the joke of the week, not the joke that is to take place in January of '25.  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?" (Kryptonite, by Three Doors Down)  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Thank you for all the jokes Hey Larry. The President-elect called, and said you are now on the FBI watchlist for making jokes about his supporters.  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    C'mon man!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Song lyrics? Is the best you can do?

kronk---Alright, dog. Sheeesh...It would have never gone that far. I would have gone ballistic, smashed the video games, torn the comic books and put those dreamers working 6 1/2 days a week on my crab boat, hauling traps and cutting bait. I'd win.

"L.D."---OK....You just sit there and relax, buddy. I've gotta' make a phone call.
  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, just don't call me late for dinner.  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well Morphix, I always thought I had a right to my opinion. When they come to take me away please remember to tell others that I merely attempted to bring humor into the world....though Hekler would protest otherwise.....  
Date: 11/9/2024 7:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Who you gonna' call ?...  
Date: 11/9/2024 8:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...I think your parents deserve the credit for bringing something laughable to the world.

  
Date: 11/9/2024 8:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh Hekler , your flattering comments are second only to " The Great Ballantine."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRnCfVEXr0
  
Date: 11/9/2024 8:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

..."The Great Ballantine" was a master of prestidigitation.

  
Date: 11/9/2024 8:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...one good use of prestidigitation is picking pockets, a
skill which your new president seems also to have mastered.

  
Date: 11/10/2024 7:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I think that you should intercede with "Big Red," on "Hey Larry's" behalf.

kronk---Oh Oh...What did "Hey Larry" do?

"L.D."---Word on the street is; he "defamed" the competition.

kronk---No!

"L.D."---"That's the rumor."

kronk---Ugh! That's a big one, for sure, but I'll see what I can do. Get me a number for the "former" Speaker of the House of Representatives, of The United
States of America.

"L.D."---Do you really think "she" has that much stroke with the president elect?

kronk---Absolutely, dog. Those two never could keep their words off each other.
  
Date: 11/10/2024 7:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! I think that I'd rather get in contact with " Khalesi" from GOT...maybe she'll loan me a dragon.  
Date: 11/12/2024 4:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 67865    Ha, ha...a reality check ! WRITE ON !🎯

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