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Date: 11/9/2024 6:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I get those kinds of questions on a daily basis and it's just cruel of you to do the same thing here when I was looking for a good joke to try and help me forget what has just happened recently.  |
Date: 11/9/2024 7:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ This is the joke of the week, not the joke that is to take place in January of '25.  |
Date: 11/9/2024 7:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?" (Kryptonite, by Three Doors Down)  |
Date: 11/9/2024 7:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Thank you for all the jokes Hey Larry. The President-elect called, and said you are now on the FBI watchlist for making jokes about his supporters.  |
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Date: 11/9/2024 7:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
C'mon man! kronk---What? "L.D."---Song lyrics? Is the best you can do? kronk---Alright, dog. Sheeesh...It would have never gone that far. I would have gone ballistic, smashed the video games, torn the comic books and put those dreamers working 6 1/2 days a week on my crab boat, hauling traps and cutting bait. I'd win.  "L.D."---OK....You just sit there and relax, buddy. I've gotta' make a phone call. |
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Date: 11/9/2024 7:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, just don't call me late for dinner. |
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Date: 11/9/2024 7:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Morphix, I always thought I had a right to my opinion. When they come to take me away please remember to tell others that I merely attempted to bring humor into the world....though Hekler would protest otherwise..... |
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Date: 11/9/2024 7:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who you gonna' call ?... |
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Date: 11/9/2024 8:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I think your parents deserve the credit for bringing something laughable to the world. |
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Date: 11/9/2024 8:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh Hekler , your flattering comments are second only to " The Great Ballantine." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRnCfVEXr0 |
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Date: 11/9/2024 8:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
..."The Great Ballantine" was a master of prestidigitation. |
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Date: 11/9/2024 8:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...one good use of prestidigitation is picking pockets, a skill which your new president seems also to have mastered. |
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Date: 11/10/2024 7:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I think that you should intercede with "Big Red," on "Hey Larry's" behalf. kronk---Oh Oh...What did "Hey Larry" do? "L.D."---Word on the street is; he "defamed" the competition. kronk---No! "L.D."---"That's the rumor." kronk---Ugh! That's a big one, for sure, but I'll see what I can do. Get me a number for the "former" Speaker of the House of Representatives, of The United States of America. "L.D."---Do you really think "she" has that much stroke with the president elect? kronk---Absolutely, dog. Those two never could keep their words off each other. |
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Date: 11/10/2024 7:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I think that I'd rather get in contact with " Khalesi" from GOT...maybe she'll loan me a dragon. |
| Date: 11/12/2024 4:22:00 AM From Authorid: 67865 Ha, ha...a reality check ! WRITE ON !🎯 |
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