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Date: 11/5/2024 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Whether or not Trump wins, it is truly unbelievable that he would have any support at all. Let alone millions of people.  |
Date: 11/5/2024 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Well put, man. Just remember: No matter what happens down here, "The Dog," and I will always love you."L.D."---Who you callin' "The Dog," man? I got a name! That's it! I've had it with this country. I'm moving in with "Hekler!" kronk---Don't forget to pack your de-worming medicine. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 11/5/2024 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I can't understand it either but then there is the myth that the Democrats pushed the myth of a Santa Claus and you can see how that ended up for you.  |
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Date: 11/5/2024 6:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...I can give you a special rate if you're down with sleeping in the barn and for a paltry extra $1/week, I'll even throw in a cast-off blanket with stains of indeterminate origin. Dogs love those! As a special bonus, you won't have to bring your de-wormer. We have a McDonalds within easy walking distance. |
Date: 11/5/2024 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Whatever L.D. is paying, I'm willing to go in with him 50-50 , and I'll even pay utilities as well as pay for hus favorite treats! And as an added bonus, I don't wear orange makeup.  |
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Date: 11/5/2024 7:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry! Good to see you man I was almost certain that you'd be out drinking yourself into a catatonic state in dread of what might happen if Trump wins and, how long it will take his crew to get to you (#739,324) on his "I'm Gonna Get Him" list. I'd be worried too. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What are all these people doing here? I'm trying to sleep. kronk---"They" are here to paint the house red. "L.D."---Why? You just had the house painted blue, four years ago. The paint's still in good shape. kronk---Things change, dog. You got to "roll with it, baby."  "L.D."---Ahhhhh..... |
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Date: 11/6/2024 6:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...America chooses a robber baron over a woman. Good thinking! Is this where the sane countries of the world form an alliance and assemble a crack team of assassins? It didn't have to come to this. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 6:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk...your neighbors have already snitched on you so it's off to the camps you go. The dog might be okay if he sells you out. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Look! It's Winston! kronk---Yes. That's a great quote, too. "L.D."---It sure is. I told you that Hekler understood. kronk---Understood what? "L.D."---International commerce. We all going to get rich! |
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Date: 11/6/2024 6:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...at one time, I thought I understood. Recent events have managed to flush my belief system down the turlet. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 8:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
I had faith in you and you let me down and re-elected that orange clown Things will be changing but not for the better be prepared, your scarlet letter Conform and smile let none hear you complain avoid your trip upon a train I had faith in you and you let me down coming soon, your time to frown U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.! |
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Date: 11/6/2024 9:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say... "You've got to be kidding me." |
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Date: 11/6/2024 9:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I'd like to speak on behalf of the rest of the world but USM doesn't allow the language I would be using. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 10:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Love it! It's absolutely amazing, is what it is! kronk---What? "L.D."---Hekler is so "moved" by DT's re-election that he has begun "waxing poetic!" kronk---Indeed. Personally, I believe that Hekler is an excellent poet. Something just has to drag the words out of him. "L.D."---Dig it! You going to the celebration? kronk---I doubt it. The governor of Idaho just put in an order for 2,000 lbs. of Jumbo crab flesh, and my two deckhands quit. "L.D."---Why did the deckhands quit? I thought they were pretty happy. kronk---Yeah, me to. As soon as the final election results were in, I paid them and they said they were hauling it back to Haiti, so they could buy back their house before the price went up. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 11:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I think I know "that" dog. kronk---Really? Who is he? "L.D."---His name is Lucas and I think that he is a double agent, working for the Canadians. kronk---Do you think "Red" will really cap him? "L.D."---Not likely. "Swalwell" is still around. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 4:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Yep, nothing escapes you Hekler ... even if that means it is coming from an orange stench oozing across the border. Can't say we didn't have a stiff drink or three last night after the results. We already lived a whack-a-doddle 4 years under this insanity, and the air already feels thickening with the impending doom of his minute-to-minute verbal diarrhea. I have no words. Just kind of numb ... Oh, Kronk, ya doin' good man. Shout out to yer years of poetic sharing. I think it finally rubbed off on Hekler!!!  |
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Date: 11/6/2024 5:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger Yes, it does my poor old heart good to witness a person absorbing and absorbing and absorbing, something, until they're about ready to explode and then deploying the PRV (pressure release valve) just in the nick of time and letting it all out. Ahhh, yes, poetic expression! Right on..... |
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Date: 11/6/2024 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hi Ginger! Thanks for coming by to share your grief with another true believer. That oozing stench didn't just reach the border but also caught the tradewinds and was disgusting the whole world before long. I was tempted to crack open a bottle of good whiskey tonight and drink myself stupid but I won't let Trump make me waste this bottle. Instead, I'll relish the thought of the rare shot of whiskey, neat. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 5:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...look at me, I'm SpongeHekler Squarepants. |
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Date: 11/6/2024 5:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...if a person says you're self-absorbed, does that mean you're dehydrated? |
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Date: 11/11/2024 8:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Man, isn't this GREAT? kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---"The" elections, in The United States of America! Look at all the interaction! kronk---Yeah. It is kinda' nice. Sorta like screaming in an echo chamber. "L.D."---Ugh? Nevermind that. Hekler has given me cause to do some extremely heavy thinking about similarities, in self absorption and dehydration. kronk---Hekler is sorta' like "one step beyond" most of humankind, when it comes to figuring things out. Speaking of "self absorption," pass me the de-wormer. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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