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Happy Birthday Hekler and TinaTurner12!

  Author:  55251  Category:(USM Events) Created:(10/28/2024 5:23:00 PM)
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Happy Birthday Hekler and TinaTurner12!
(Sorry I'm a day late)
 

Years ago, on this day, a very special person was born.

Happy Birthday !

I’m so glad that you are part of this community. Your kindness always brightens my day!

 
 
 

Also….

It’s Hey Larry’s Favourite Day!

Why?

Many Many Many years ago, on this day, a very special person was born.

Happy Birthday !

Fun Fact! The word Heckle is defined as:
verb (used with object), heck·led, heck·ling.
to bug with impertinent questions, gibes, or the like; badger.


Now, I’m sure this is just a coincidence, because Hekler never jokes around.

In fact, he may be the most serious person on USM.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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….
 
 
 
 

Do you think Hekler is still reading this?
 
 

No?
 
 
 
Okay good. Because he has a short attention span. There’s no way he’d read this far.

Hekler actually jokes around all the time.

And he gets cranky if you don’t laugh at his jokes.

So, be nice to him today and just laugh at his jokes, okay???

LOL


Again, happy birthday to both of you!!

Hope you find time to enjoy your day.

You both make the world and this place much better.

I wouldn’t want to be here without either of you!

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Replies:      
Date: 10/28/2024 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 30200    Happy Birthday  
Date: 10/28/2024 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Happy Birthday to you both hope you days were very special...  
Date: 10/29/2024 2:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Happy, happy, happy B-Tina Turner 12, and many, many, many more.

Hekler is a lot like Inspector Dreyfus from those Pink Panther movies and I wish him an extra portion of tapioca pudding during recess at the sanitarium today!
  
Date: 10/29/2024 12:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Thank you very much Morphix for the undue acclaim and I really mean undue.

A special birthday wish to Tina Turner12 who may have been a young girl when
she first arrived here, grew up somehow but can still take a little time to
come back here and be a young person again.

I actually had a great birthday, against all odds and was in touch with a lot
of good friends from present and past. I have met a lot of good people over the
years and it makes an older "once was" feel good to know that you haven't become
invisible as can often be the case.

I do apologize for responding so late but it took a long time to read this whole
post and had to come back a few times to finish it off.

"I occasionally wake up cranky but most times, I just let her sleep". That's on
one of my T-shirts but my wife hasn't figured out that riddle yet, so I still live.

Here's another fun fact: The name Hekler gasped it's first breath around 1982 when
a friend and myself would go to the local East Side Marios for their trivia night
each week. The first time I went, I had to come up with an alias for the screen so
I wanted to give the impression of what might possibly be a serious opponent but
still wanted to bee a little discreet and remain a little mysterious.

  
Date: 10/29/2024 12:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I just noticed the fine print up above and zoomed in with my electron
microscope reading glasses. That was a mean thing to do to all of us with
declining vision and are continually leaning for assistance from our support
floors, walls and doors.

And, no need to apologize for being late, Hey Larry usually sends flowers but
so far, NOTHING! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Locusts causing a
landslide in Florida that overtook a speeding USPS truck and buried it under
a mountain of muck. If that is not the case, I also accept bitcoin.

  
Date: 10/29/2024 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Happy Birthday!

"L.D."---Is that it? A birthday wish and a smile?

kronk---What more do you want, dog?

"L.D."----Move over, cognac brain. I have to do everything....We want to wish a very Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday to our "Tina Turner 12" and "Hekler!" We love you
both! Many Happy Returns and "Lache Pas La Patate"

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Never give up!
  
Date: 10/30/2024 1:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    RE: So far nothing.

It's a deep state conspiracy that destroyed The Pony Express here , Postmaster DeJoy doesn't have space lasers nor can he control the weather. He his a Master Of Procrastination and Delay. I also believe that he wrote the book on how to make things disappear into thin air! Why I bet your tracking number was printed in the type of ink that turns invisible after a brief period of time......
  
Date: 10/30/2024 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 67522    Happy Birthday!

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