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Date: 9/11/2024 6:39:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Should cats & dogs be allowed to vote? After all, The Humane Society and The ASPCA would have no trouble getting enough signatures to get candidates on the ballot. |
Date: 9/11/2024 6:45:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It's possible however, that Chihuahuas have been boycotting Taco Bell since the 90's due to the talking mascot being computer generated. |
Date: 9/11/2024 6:50:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 At this time, I would also like to note that the Gekko lizard ( Greco Insurance spokesperson) in no way condones the consumption of cats , dogs or other pets that fall into this political stunt. He , like Kermit the Frog promotes being GREEN. Though, they will admit, it's not easy. |
Date: 9/11/2024 6:57:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Garfield the cat loves Lasagna and hates Mondays. And I share his sentiments. Go ahead and sue me. |
Date: 9/12/2024 4:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So...Have you ever eaten a dog or a cat? "L.D."---I try not to make a habit out of doing that. kronk---Quit being evasive and just answer the question, please. "L.D."---You answer the question. Have "you" ever eaten a dog or a cat. kronk---Of course not! "L.D."---What about that time in Utah? kronk---You remember that? "L.D."---Distinctly...??? kronk---I had no choice. The wolf pack attacked us first. "L.D."---I grant you that. You pretty much had to slay some of `em but; you didn't have to eat `em, afterward. kronk---I did it to demoralize the survivors. By the way; Where were you when I was fighting for my life, anyway? "L.D."---I was watching. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/12/2024 5:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Are you satisfied, dog? "L.D."---No, not really. kronk---What's wrong, now? "L.D."---You didn't say if you have ever eaten a cat. kronk---For crying out loud! You're turning this all around, aren't you? You should get into politics. "L.D."---Well have you? kronk---What? "L.D."---Eaten a cat. kronk---Once. I tried the roasted haunch of a Bengal tiger. It gave me gas "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 9/12/2024 5:35:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I sure would like to have more insight about what occurred in Utah. Especially the survivors that were demoralized. |
Date: 9/12/2024 5:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who am I to disagree with a three legged Bengal Tiger? |
Date: 9/13/2024 9:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Where's Hekler? kronk---How would I know? "L.D."---I look to you for answers. kronk---Really? That's a new one on me. Usually, you ignore pretty much everything I offer, except, maybe, a call to dinner. "L.D."---Oh, now, hold on there, bucko! Politics and idiosyncratic interpretation are one thing, but let's not drag my dinner into this. I take my food seriously! kronk----What? What has any of that got to do with Hekler's location? "L.D."---I'm not sure??? Anyway, forget that. I'm hungry. What's for dinner? kronk---Word salad. "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 9/13/2024 6:35:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I'm so glad that both of you brought the subject of Hekler being M.I.A. He's always the first to complain when things don't go his way. And if the JOTW isn't posted on his timeline or the humor is nit to his liking, then he throws a tantrum much like a baby needing a diaper changed. |
Date: 9/14/2024 8:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey there kronk and L.D.! I had my lawyer run a GoFundMe so I could get bailed out by Saturday so I could get on here and tell Hey Larry how funny his JOTW was. I had gotten this idea midweek for what I thought to be a great money making opportunity although I can't rightly remember where I got the idea. Anyhow, living in a chihuahua-rich neighborhood, I made contact with a friend in Ohio and between the two of us, decided to start a black market food supply service. I would snare some chihuahuas and send them overnight express down to Ohio and he would then add a potato and an apple and we could market the things as "Hungry Man Dinners" Everything seemed to be going well at first... I tossed about twenty of those Mexican rats into a U Haul box and brought it to the Purolator depot but those snarling and yappy little things were my undoing. Cops were called and away I went. I think I have a pretty good shot in court though because the cops ate the evidence. That's what people are saying. |
Date: 9/14/2024 8:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... in response to your "And if the JOTW isn't posted on his timeline or the humor is nit to his liking", I do say Ni!. I want a shrubbery. FYI...I hate change. |
Date: 9/14/2024 8:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How can you afford an ambulance chaser in the first place? The only funding was that lawyer draining money from your bank account. You do have money, yes? As far as you having an idea...any idea goes against the laws of nature. You spoke,of Ohio. Didn't you mean Ottawa? Border crisis is not real btw, Not even in Canada. |
Date: 9/14/2024 8:51:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 But I am King you know. |
Date: 9/15/2024 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler is back! kronk---Yes he is and looks like he's pushing a new food product. What do you think about the idea, dog? "L.D."---Well, lose the chihuahua and the apple, substitute 64 ounces of prime Canadian moose meat, and I'd certainly give it a try. kronk---What's wrong with apples? "L.D."---I don't eat fruit. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/17/2024 1:51:00 AM From Authorid: 998 I firmly believe that Trump will go as far as it takes to play the ol' bait and switch game. The minute he thinks people are listening to him, he spouts off all kinds of nonsense. When they fact check Trump and try to correct his garbage during the debate, that is craziness on Trumps part to try and defend the junk coming out of his mouth. He just has do governor on his mind. |
Date: 9/17/2024 2:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://www.businessinsider.com/ohio-gop-governor-garbage-springfield-pet-eating-claims-must-stop-2024-9 Even the Governor of Ohio is asking for an end to the non sense...... |
Date: 9/30/2024 3:34:00 PM From Authorid: 4887 I was talking to my husband a few days ago, how a lot of people talked bad about Biden and his weird jiberish speeches. But those that support Trump have not said a peep about his speech and how it didn’t make sense. |
Date: 10/2/2024 6:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Agreed! Both Biden and Trump are well beyond their " Golden Years." Just my opinion, the country needs to move forward and stop stagnation in regards to doing things to keep the country going. And as always, GOOD TO SEE YOU. Dina! |
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