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TRUMP SUES J.O.T.W.

  Author:  5301  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(9/6/2024 7:22:00 PM)
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In a recently circulating rumor,  this reporter has learned that the Trump campaign has
initiated proceedings to bring suit against Hey Larry Enterprises for fifty Brazillian
dollars for having election interfering thoughts and sending those thoughts through
to the Chinese Communist Party in code weekly through his "J.O.T.W."
 
Personally, I hold no ill will against a little espionage, as long as it is done
in a constructive way.
 
Therefore and therein, I am here to inform you that I have started a GoFundMe for Hey Larry
to help with his legal expenses and bar tab. Here's the link if you want to donate:
 
 https://www.hahahanotlikelypal/gofundme.com/
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hey Larry...you can pick this up at the gift shop:
 
 
 

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Date: 9/6/2024 7:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I started the donations off with a shiny new dime.

  
Date: 9/6/2024 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 67522    Cute lol
Date: 9/7/2024 1:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I have done nothing wrong. In order to present my case in the court of public opinion, will be holding an informative seminar / telethon in the same manner as a well known pillow manufacturer and challenge all of the fraudulent claims made against me. In the meantime, send more money.  
Date: 9/7/2024 1:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I am also assigning my crack team of experts...many say that these guys are the best and I'm only interested in the best, oh just you see, they're assembling a dossier complete with facts and data , did Imention I only work with the best people? Yeah, and we're going to prove my innocence beyond the shadow of any doubt.

Send me your money.
  
Date: 9/7/2024 5:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Y'know I always suspected the JOTW was actually a form of espionage. But I figured it was done to support Trump. J.O.T.W = "Just Overthrow The Winner" or "Judgment Overturned, Trump Wins!"  
Date: 9/7/2024 6:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...My vote goes to Morphix as the new U.S.M acronym king of the week.

  
Date: 9/7/2024 6:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...(ACK of the week)

  
Date: 9/7/2024 7:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    You put the " turd" in Saturday....  
Date: 9/7/2024 8:00:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm sticking to my strengths.

  
Date: 9/8/2024 4:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Yo, dog! Pack your stuff! We're moving to Brazil!

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---Their money is worth like, five times as much as ours!

"L.D."---Really? How many dollars do we have to convert to "Reals?"

kronk---I have $14.75. How much do you have?

"L.D."---You're really sick; you know that?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/10/2024 8:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...kronk / L.D...doesn't your Governor have a $14.75 all-
expenses travel package to Brazil that you could partake of?

Ask your local illegal immigrant for more details.

  
Date: 9/10/2024 2:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Unfortunately, the only free ride is to New York City and that's only if you can't speak english.

  
Date: 9/17/2024 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 63219    What the? Lmao.  
Date: 9/18/2024 4:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    It's Hekler's subtle way of complimenting all the hard work I put into my JOTW........  

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