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Hey Larry’s JOTW #195

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/13/2024 7:15:00 AM)
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A grizzly bear was searching for food out in the woods one afternoon when he came across another grizzly bear.

The other grizzly bear was sitting upright with a large tree for support, wiping his mouth with a t-shirt and there were human remains scattered about nearby.

The first grizzly bear noticed some large letters on the t- shirt and inquired as to what they represented.

“ I think it stands for Please Eat The Activist, and so I did!”

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Date: 7/13/2024 8:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I knew in my bones that something would
find a use for PETA sooner or later.
I hope the bear made out okay afterwards.

  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    So....Do you consider yourself an activist?

"L.D."---Sure-

kronk---What cause are you active in?

"L.D."---"MOW"

kronk--- Landscaping?

L.D."---No....Meateaters of the World.

kronk---What about the vegetarians?

"L.D."---We eat them, too.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Good to read you, man!

kronk---Ditto! I think that Hey Larry missed while you were absent.

"L.D."---Yo, man! Buy me a moose!

kronk---Forget it!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler, they should put warning labels on humans so the wildlife knows what they’re eating.  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I’ll say I missed him. I was long overdue for a vacation and the timing was perfect.  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    It feels so good to have the "four" amigos together, again.

kronk---You mean the "three" amigos, don't you?

....CRUNCH !!!...

kronk---OUCH!
  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

Hey Kronk / L.D!

The news of the world has had a negative effect on my sensibilities.
Reading last weeks JOTW would likely have been the death of me.

  
Date: 7/13/2024 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...so the chocolates and flowers WEREN'T from you?

  
Date: 7/13/2024 9:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I didn’t send them. So you have a secret admirer? Better have them checked through security, jus5 to be on the safe side.  
Date: 7/16/2024 4:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Did you send Hekler flowers and candy?

"L.D."---Maybe I did. what's it to you?

kronk---You never, in 66,000,072 years, ever sent me flowers and candy.

"L.D."--- "Familiarity breeds contempt."

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 7/17/2024 8:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I wouldn’t be surprised if Hekler sent them to himself.  
Date: 7/17/2024 8:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 49101    Wow! Haven't logged in in quite some time! Good to see my guys still hanging around!   
Date: 7/17/2024 1:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^^ Nice surprise! Good to see you !  
Date: 7/17/2024 5:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Mrs K So good to read you, lady! I've considered splitting many times throughout the years, but finally come to the realization that "I just can't quit this place." Come when you can and write on...  

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