If you must know; last night I dreamt that my dog ate me.
I was watching a movie starring Inger Stevens.
A fly lit on my nose.
I made to swat it.
At first I thought that I missed.
Then, I noticed that I had no hand.
He sat licking his chops.
It looked like he was smiling.
Things only got worse.
My legs fell away.
What happened to my hips!
BREAK
Swedish actress-
Murderous K-9-
Missing apendages-
Generation X-
"L.D."---Burp!
kronk---I'll never eat bratwourst after 11 PM, again.
"L.D."---Here you go, man. Suck on your thumb. It's therapeutic.
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"L.D." here:---"He" bought a pack of bratwurst that was four months past the expiration date and wondered why he had nightmares that night.
