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Hey Larry’s JOTW #192

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/22/2024 4:54:00 AM)
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Most bald people still own a comb.

They just can’t “ part” with it……..

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Date: 6/22/2024 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this will be something to remember if I ever have a brush with hair loss.

  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Well.....Write something.

kronk---I'm at a loss for words.

CRUNCH!!!!

kronk---...OUCH!!!!

"L.D."---That's better.
  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I first noticed I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I can't tell if I'm going bald... or if it's all in my head…  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...do bald guys still buy concert tickets from scalpers???

  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...is a bald guy's beneficiary known as an heir-less?

  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I notice that as I age, my hair is becoming "finer."

"L.D."---You mean; it's getting harder to "find," don't you?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry and Hekler are on a roll, today.

kronk---You're telling me. Those two are blowing me away me with their rapier wit and awesome spontaneity.

"L.D."---In your present mental state, a breath of wind from an asthmatic would blow you away.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    These Saturday morning JOTW sessions are really enjoyable. I feel empowered!

"L.D."---What you're feeling is flatulence. Please quit drinking a quart of goat milk before bedtime, or I may make you sleep in another room.

kronk---Yes, master.

"L.D."---That's a good boy. Now, go outside. My nose hair is withering.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/22/2024 6:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Where are you going?

kronk---I'm going to round out my morning by hitting the "Read Random Story" button until I find something I want to comment on.

"L.D."---I'm gone to the mayor's house and ambush one of his Rhode Island Reds.

kronk---Later, dog.
  
Date: 6/23/2024 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd say that you still have a lot going for you:

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Date: 6/24/2024 4:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You found my graduation photo from cosmetology school!  
Date: 6/24/2024 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I thought it was a baby photo.

  
Date: 6/27/2024 4:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Well?

kronk---Well what?

"L.D."---Did you find a random post to comment on?

kronk---Dog; did I ever! The "read random story" button turned up an old post by "Aromatics."

"L.D."---"Aromatics" is such a sweetheart.

kronk---Yes, she is that. Always so kind and considerate to everyone. I miss her. The post was titled "The adrenaline rush." It was very interesting.

"L.D."---Adrenaline is cool, man! Remember when you were about to fall, head first into shark infested waters, off the coast of Durban, South Africa, and I saved
your behind by grabbing you by the seat of your pants.

kronk---Yes, I do remember that. You did indeed prevent me from falling overboard.

"L.D."---Well, you don't sound very grateful.

kronk---Oh, I'm grateful, alright. But your description of the event is inaccurate. You "missed" the seat of my pants and grabbed me by my left buttock. It took
37 stitches to close the wound. Your teeth are like can openers.

"L.D."---Ugh! That's gratitude for you!
  

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