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Hey Larry’s JOTW #191

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/15/2024 3:34:00 AM)
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Why should we call in sick to work when we’re not sick?

We should call into work healthy instead.

Call your employer and let them know that it’s a beautiful day out, you feel great and don’t want to waste it by having to come to work.

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Date: 6/15/2024 4:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And while we’re on this topic, there was this coworker that constantly showed large to work. He would also take extended lunch breaks as well as call in “ sick” at least once a week.

And every payday, upon looking at his paycheck he would always shake his head and complain to the supervisor that he isn’t getting enough hours….he needs more hours….why is the paycheck so small….
  
Date: 6/15/2024 4:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ::::ate to work:::  
Date: 6/15/2024 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I had a worker like that, too. By my count, he buried eight sets of grandparents. His wife gave birth to forty one children. He also broke a total of one hundred and twelve bones. He missed, or was tardy, one hundred and ninety one times in the three years he was employed.

For the first eight years I was employed, I never missed a single day of work.

"L.D."---What a man.

kronk---I had just gotten off a two year diet of boiled eggs, water and tomato catsup, exclusively, and I was hungry.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/16/2024 3:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hunger is a great motivator.  
Date: 6/16/2024 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...as a child, it was drilled into us that if you
had nothing nice to say, you said nothing at all.
Sorry to be so late to the JOTW reunion.

  
Date: 6/16/2024 11:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh sure, you show up late but conveniently forgot to post a complaint. Talk about double standards!  
Date: 6/16/2024 11:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it would never have worked for me. My immediate boss was
also a good friend and we both followed the same playbook.

  
Date: 6/16/2024 11:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the complaint was there. You just didn't put 2+2 together.

  
Date: 6/16/2024 11:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...kronk---"I had just gotten off a two year diet of boiled eggs, water and tomato catsup"

You were living in France for a while?

  
Date: 6/16/2024 1:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    2+2 = 4. I just past a cognitive test with flying colors!  
Date: 6/16/2024 1:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So both you and your immediate boss would show up to work, clock in, go out and do whatever you liked, then return to clock out for lunch, have lunch, return to clock back in to work, go back and goof around till it’s time to return, clock out and go home. I’ll bet you were the first to volunteer for overtime.  
Date: 6/16/2024 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I may have been better off in France. For those two years, I lived in a lean-to, on the outskirts of Pompano Beach, FLA. It's no fun there, unless you are one of the "nouveau riche." I was gifted a half dozen plymouth rock hens that kept me in eggs until "L.D." ate them. (the chickens) I swept out "The Fish Shack," every other night and the proprietor paid me in drinking water and a dozen of those little packets of catsup that everybody throws on the floor. So, I had protein and tomato juice. Throw in the occasional invasive species python and I was set.

"L.D."---I got next to a rich Cuban expatriate. She was an excellent cook. You haven't lived until you've eaten "Lechon Asado" made with armadillo meat.

kronk---You had all that food and yet you came I ate my chickens. That's cold blooded, dog.

"L.D."---Hey, man. A dog can only eat so much armadillo.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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