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Hey Larry’s JOTW #190

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/8/2024 2:10:00 AM)
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Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do!

Take Beethoven for example, people told him that he’d never play the piano or become a musician because he was deaf.

But did he listen?

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 6/8/2024 4:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Ugh?

kronk---Ugh?

"L.D."---Ugh-Ugh

kronk---Ugh?

"L.D."---Ugh-Ugh

kronk---Oh
  
Date: 6/8/2024 4:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Who's "Beethoven?"

kronk---He's the guy that makes the pizza.

"L.D."---Ugh?
  
Date: 6/8/2024 6:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Wasn't there a movie about a St. Bernard called Beethoven?  
Date: 6/8/2024 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I had heard that if you called out BEETHOVEN BEETHOVEN BEETHOVEN,
all kinds of misery might ensue. And, I can see that they were right.

  
Date: 6/8/2024 7:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the movie about the St. Bernard was one of your dreams.

  
Date: 6/8/2024 7:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you can't keep doing this to us.

  
Date: 6/8/2024 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you may also have noticed that despite your low opinion of me and your
assumption that I would attack, disparage, complain, and make a derogatory
post when the JOTW wasn’t there on time, I did not. I waited until you posted.

You owe me an apology.

  
Date: 6/8/2024 8:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I see that your visits to ( pseudo) Dr. Phil (or Dr. FULL) haven't changed your mind or position in your alternate reality. See you next Saturday!  
Date: 6/8/2024 8:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You should ask Dr. FULL for a refund and an apology.  
Date: 6/8/2024 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you should do your own Larry Springer Show.
I'd like to hit you with a folding chair.

  
Date: 6/8/2024 8:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Right, and you could be a recurring guest who specializes in carnival acts such as biting heads off chickens.  
Date: 6/8/2024 11:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd rather bite the heads off of idiots.
Where would be a good place to search for those?

  
Date: 6/8/2024 3:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Get your own show and place an ad on your local Craigslist.  

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