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Date: 6/5/2024 9:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it's a great time to be alive! Just think...now you'll get a five cent discount on any sized coffee on the fourth Sunday in every month beginning with an F.  |
Date: 6/6/2024 9:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy Birthday, Hey Larry!  kronk---Yes, indeed, Hey Larry! Say goodbye to bending at the waist, and hello to social Security! "L.D."---What's the difference between a northern pike and a southern pike? kronk---About 1600 miles. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
Date: 6/6/2024 10:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks for the “ smoked” pike, but when the neighborhood cats hiss and run away I just stick with my go to applesauce and puréed ham & cheese.  |
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Date: 6/6/2024 10:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., no doubt you have celebrated many a b- day. Here’s to many more! |
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Date: 6/6/2024 2:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
….I forgot to thank the originator of “ Blame The Family Dog” for such a prestigious post. And now I remember why. |
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Date: 6/6/2024 8:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...well, I think it's a pretty prestigious post. Look what I had to work with. |
Date: 6/7/2024 5:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Happy Birthday Mr.Hey Larry!! Thanks for all the laughs  |
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Date: 6/8/2024 1:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Is that you Morphix? I don’t have glasses on because I can’t find them. Hekler hid them when I went to get some Metamucil from the kitchen. When I returned, I found a pair of novelty X-Ray specs. |
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Date: 6/8/2024 4:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yep...Going on 66,000,072. "L.D."---I notice that you've been favoring your right leg, lately. kronk---I've had that limp since The Battle of Jericho. "L.D."----What happened? A piece of stone hit you when "The walls came tumbling down?" kronk---Nah, we had to march around the city, non-stop, for seven days, and I have flat feet. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 6/8/2024 4:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Notice how "Morphix" is so well mannered. He wrote "Mr. Hey Larry." We need more of that in the world, today. Why don't you ever act that way towards me? "L.D."---You "really" want to know? kronk---On second thought; never mind. "L.D."---I didn't think so. kronk---Ugh! |
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