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Take a wild guess as to who is about to officially attain old flatulence status

  Author:  5301  Category:(USM Events) Created:(6/5/2024 8:11:00 PM)
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
 
 He really will be old enough to follow his dream of becoming a Walmart greeter.
...and, we should be happy for him.
 
USM's resident yukster is turning 65!
 
Let's all wish Hey Larry a happy birthday.
(but try to avoid any mention of Depends)
 
 
 Hey Larry at 1 year old wearing his "Pope hat"
 
 If you didn't already know, Hey Larry has a keen interest in moving up to Canada
once the sea level rises and Floridians begin their panicked exodus northward.
 
Because of his interest, I mailed him a freshly caught Northern Pike as a gift.I hope he gets it soon!
 

 
I was also able to reach out to an old screen siren interest of his and got
him a date with her as well as a dinner invitation at an old friend's house.
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Hey Larry!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 6/5/2024 9:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...it's a great time to be alive! Just think...now you'll get a five cent discount
on any sized coffee on the fourth Sunday in every month beginning with an F.

  
Date: 6/6/2024 9:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Happy Birthday, Hey Larry!

kronk---Yes, indeed, Hey Larry! Say goodbye to bending at the waist, and hello to social Security!

"L.D."---What's the difference between a northern pike and a southern pike?

kronk---About 1600 miles.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/6/2024 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Thanks for the “ smoked” pike, but when the neighborhood cats hiss and run away I just stick with my go to applesauce and puréed ham & cheese.  
Date: 6/6/2024 10:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, L.D., no doubt you have celebrated many a b- day. Here’s to many more!  
Date: 6/6/2024 2:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ….I forgot to thank the originator of “ Blame The Family Dog” for such a prestigious post. And now I remember why.  
Date: 6/6/2024 8:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...well, I think it's a pretty prestigious post.
Look what I had to work with.

  
Date: 6/7/2024 5:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Happy Birthday Mr.Hey Larry!! Thanks for all the laughs   
Date: 6/8/2024 1:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Is that you Morphix? I don’t have glasses on because I can’t find them. Hekler hid them when I went to get some Metamucil from the kitchen. When I returned, I found a pair of novelty X-Ray specs.  
Date: 6/8/2024 4:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yep...Going on 66,000,072.

"L.D."---I notice that you've been favoring your right leg, lately.

kronk---I've had that limp since The Battle of Jericho.

"L.D."----What happened? A piece of stone hit you when "The walls came tumbling down?"

kronk---Nah, we had to march around the city, non-stop, for seven days, and I have flat feet.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/8/2024 4:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Notice how "Morphix" is so well mannered. He wrote "Mr. Hey Larry." We need more of that in the world, today. Why don't you ever act that way towards me?

"L.D."---You "really" want to know?

kronk---On second thought; never mind.

"L.D."---I didn't think so.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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