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Hey Larry’s DELAYED JOTW #189

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/1/2024 9:33:00 AM)
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A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the church was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little talk at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited

“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss’s wife, was arrested for drunken disorderly conduct along with public nudity.

I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”

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Date: 6/1/2024 12:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Where’s Hekler? Don’t tell me that the zombie squirrel apocalypse has crossed the border!  
Date: 6/1/2024 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Good to see that you made it, man. Sorry about your beer keg. We had to use it to brain "HEPL" with. "L.D." was going to eviscerate him, but the
squirrel had metal plate in his trousers.

"L.D."---I think I chipped a tooth.
  
Date: 6/1/2024 5:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry That was a pretty good joke. There "is" a lesson to be learned, too.

"L.D."---Most politicians are thieving, lieing, adulterous, drunken, exibitionists?

kronk---Worse than that; "they" can't keep a secret.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/6/2024 9:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I apologize for replying so late but when I first saw the title, I
thought someone had finally done the right thing and deleted the post.
It's funny the way your mind works sometimes.

  
Date: 6/6/2024 9:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Better late than never. Except in your case.  
Date: 6/6/2024 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's always good to feel wanted. How much is the reward for you in California again?

  
Date: 6/6/2024 2:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Caledonia, sheesh. You never did succeed in your quest to become a bounty hunter.  

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