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Date: 6/1/2024 7:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry is having issues with zombie squirrels again? Wow. How do you hear about these updates on him? Tabloids?  |
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Date: 6/1/2024 7:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...he was able to post a short video of himself arranging beer cans into a message that read "HEPL!" and he put it up on YouTube seconds before his service died. I'm not quite sure what he was aiming for.  |
Date: 6/1/2024 8:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I’ve tried baling wire and duct tape, but them “Z”quirells thrive on those items. They currently have my Nash Rambler surrounded. Unfortunately, the car is up on blocks till I can get me some tires, engine, transmission…..  |
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Date: 6/1/2024 8:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler goes straight to the source for his gossip and conspiracy theories Morphix. Sunny Florida! |
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Date: 6/1/2024 9:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, man! Get over here immediately! kronk---What? "L.D."---Quit fooling around! It's important! kronk---Can't it wait? The president of the United States of America just tripped and fell into his bowl of "Curds & Whey, again." I "need" to record it for posterity........... ...CRUNCH... kronk---Ouch! That hurt! What's up with you, anyway? "L.D.---Hey Larry has fallen into dire straits! kronk---That's great! That's a cool band, for sure! What instrument is Hey Larry playing? "L.D."----Ohhhhh..I may have to bite you, again! Hekler found something on YouTube that shows Hey Larry creating an "in distress" video! kronk---I wouldn't worry about it, dog. Hey Larry is probably just sore `cause he had to work overtime, or something. ....CRUNCH..... kronk---OUCH !!! Cut it out! "L.D."---You remember that "zombie squirrel" attack we had a couple of years ago? kronk---Ugh! I try not to think about that, dog. Those squirrels were rabid! "L.D."---Do you remember who the leader of those zombie squirrels was? kronk---Sure. How could anyone ever forget that one. He ranks up there with Genghis Kahn, Nero, and Idi Amin. A real vicious killer. I believe his name was "HEPL." "L.D."---That's the one and he's got Hey Larry, too! kronk---WHAT!!!!! We gotta' get moving! If Hey Larry runs out of beer; his life won't amount to a small hill of beans. You got any beer hidden away, anywhere. I drank all of mine last night and there's no way Mrs. Kronk will front me any more cash. "L.D."---All I have is three cans of "Lone Star," and the Rangers are playing the Marlins in a half hour. kronk---Ice `em down, dog. That's gonna' be a good game! "L.D."---What about Hey Larry? kronk---He usually has plenty beer hanging around. I think he can hold out until after the game. "L.D."---I also have a half bag of giant pretzels. kronk---We're set.   |
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Date: 6/1/2024 9:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ LOL! I always carry a spare keg with me! I appreciate your concern. |
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Date: 6/1/2024 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I knew it! We should have went ahead and saved Hey Larry. kronk---Yeah! I bet against the home team and the bums ended up winning the game. There goes next week's beer allowance! "L.D."---Ugh! Hey Larry's got a keg. We can get beer and save Hey Larry at the same time. kronk---What about "HEPL?" "L.D."---That squirrel is pretty much blind in his left eye. You engage him head on and I'll slip up on his weak side and eviscerate him. kronk---You're a smart dog. "L.D."---Of course. |
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