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Hey Larry’s JOTW #188

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/25/2024 3:58:00 AM)
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In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?

Answer: Because dogs love buts.

Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?

Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.

And finally….

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 5/25/2024 7:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...please be careful. Floor is wet.

  
Date: 5/25/2024 9:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That's because we're happy to see you.  
Date: 5/25/2024 10:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you should set up cautionary signs for people that
are not used to the things that go wrong in your posts.

  
Date: 5/25/2024 10:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I thought you were the hall room monitor here at USM. Now you want me to make signs? Bad dog! No treat for you.  
Date: 5/25/2024 10:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...where did you get "hall room monitor"?
I was told the position was ballroom monster.

Admins...can we get some clarity here please?

  
Date: 5/25/2024 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk is usually here by now. I wonder if he's been sent to the doghouse.

  
Date: 5/25/2024 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I don't know, dog? I'm worried that "someone" may get offended.

"L.D."---Forget about it. You heard what the man said: Just do it, and walk away.

  
Date: 5/25/2024 5:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I feel better.

"L.D."---C'mon, man; what'd I say?

kronk---Hekler Today was actually a pretty good day. Mrs. Kronk assigned me to troubleshoot an issue with the work trucks' charging system, while she took off on a combination dinner/foraging for groceries, trip to the next county.

"L.D."---Mother brought me back a pound and a half of 90/10 ground sirloin. What'd you get?

kronk---A sunburn.

"L.D."---Aloe Vera

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/25/2024 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Why'd you do that?

kronk---What?

"L.D."---You're hopeless.
  
Date: 5/26/2024 4:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    L.D. wouldn’t steer you wrong Kronk. Hekler’s still here and he’s easily offended these days. Besides he has bladder control issues so he doesn’t have rook to talk.  
Date: 5/27/2024 7:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    "pee on it and walk away"? Isn't that what Hekler does to all of your posts?   
Date: 5/27/2024 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Talk about "bladder control issues!" Old kronk got up to tap a kidney, eight times, last night. I'm thinking about making him sleep on the
floor, from now on.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/29/2024 5:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    You need to start "working on those night moves." hehehe...

kronk---You one cold hearted k-9, dog.

"L.D."---I just call `em like I see `em, man.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/31/2024 6:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Morphix, .. who am I to doubt your intuition .  
Date: 5/31/2024 6:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk , L.D. , if I had peyote….not admitting if or would….

One can only imagine the spiritual journey.
  
Date: 6/28/2024 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I had a "spiritual journey" with a coyote, once.

kronk---The man said peyote, not coyote.

"L.D."---For your information, we had that, too.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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