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Hey Larry’s JOTW #187

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/18/2024 5:57:00 AM)
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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. So during a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen ?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?', she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'

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Date: 5/18/2024 6:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Have you ever walked into another room at home or work, and forget why you were going to that room? One reason could be that you ran into an alien, and he had to erase your memory so he could escape!  
Date: 5/18/2024 6:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Poor kronk is getting worse, by the day. A couple of weeks ago, he walked into the latrine and forgot what he went there for.

kronk---Who's kronk?

"L.D."---When was the last time you changed clothes?

kronk---Who's clothes?

"L.D."---UGh!
  
Date: 5/18/2024 6:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Where's "Sand Ghost?"

"L.D."---How would I know?

kronk---I miss "Sand Ghost!"

"L.D."---Easy there, big fella. I'll send her a message and ask her to get here as soon as she can.

kronk---OK! While you're at it; get a hold of Hekler, Hey Larry, Morphix and Christopher Walken, too!

"L.D."---Ugh! If anyone is interested: I'm putting myself up for adoption, immediately!

kronk---Where's my stuff duckie!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/18/2024 6:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I lost my pair of prescription glasses once. I put them down somewhere around the house, and forgot where. I knew that I’d find them eventually, and I did. It was soon after I bought another pair of glasses from my eye doctor. It was a good thing too, because I forgot where I put my other pair.  
Date: 5/18/2024 6:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, I’d like to see Sand Ghost more often too. If you manage to contact Christopher Walker ask him if he’d do us the honor of performing “ The Continental “ character he’s known for from guest appearances on Saturday Night Live.  
Date: 5/18/2024 10:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    It is time to meet "The Continental."

"L.D."---Oh, wow!

kronk---Love that character, Hey Larry!
  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I keep losing track of the days of the week. Is it Sunday already?

I really need to find some kind of Post-It note that will adhere to my
forehead so that I can keep track of things. I came to this conclusion
on Thursday morning when I went to my doctors appointment that was on
the day before - Wednesday.

Being one of the nicest days we've had here so far, I took the time to
meander around the neighborhood and duck into a thrift shop, get some
lunch at a burger joint and sit in the sun to eat.

Still early in the day, I then wandered over to the train station to
watch the trains come in and watch people both arrive and depart.

A train pulled in while I was sitting there and a woman jumped up and
hurried towards the tunnel that led to the track where the train was
just slowing to a stop. Having immersed myself in music from a young
age, I immediately re-wrote some Twisted Sister lyrics and was rewarded
with:
"You're not gonna make it,
NO, you ain't gonna make it.
You're not gonna make it
to the traaaaain!"

Anyhow I was going somewhere with this but then the bird started making
noise and I lost my own train of thought.

  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Is this your roundabout way of telling us that you like the #187 version of the JOTW?  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...what are you talking about?

  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...oh, you meant the JOTW.
Naw, it just made me even more depressed when I think about
how much worse this can get. Thanks a lot!

  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...trains have roundabouts too.

  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I know what would cheer you up, the box set of Thomas &Friends!

Thomas the Tank Engine - Wikipedia
  
Date: 5/19/2024 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I bought a slew of those Thomas trains for my older son when he was little.
He had Z-E-R-O interest in them. I think that I was more involved in the effort.

Still all packed up with the childhood toys somewhere. Those things cost $$$$.

  
Date: 5/19/2024 12:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What a great idea!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Pink Floyd, and doing what Hekler did. Buy a greasy burger and sit in the sun to eat it. "Breathe!"

kronk---Eating out of doors is cool. You're really getting off on that, aren't you, dog?

"L.D."---"Breathe, breathe in the air...Don't be afraid to care...Leave, but don't leave me...Look around and choose your own ground."

kronk---Hekler always gets thing rolling, when he comes around.

"L.D."---True, that. But remember; it all starts with the "JOTW."

kronk---Halleluiah!
  
Date: 5/25/2024 7:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    sounds like me and Adora  

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