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Date: 5/11/2024 9:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll be back later when I finally get the "Back Alley in Bangkok" image out of my head.  |
Date: 5/11/2024 9:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Want me to save your table?  |
Date: 5/11/2024 4:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk once used the numbers on the back of his fortune cookie to play the lotto. His fortune read: "These six numbers will win; but you will lose the ticket." So, he went ahead and played, anyway. kronk---Why do you torment me,so? That incident has bothered me for years. I still can't figure out what happened to that ticket. "L.D."---Confucius say: "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." kronk---Ugh?  |
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Date: 5/11/2024 9:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I would have gone back to that fortune teller, paid her the extra $20 and ask her where I lost my ticket. Why waste a lot of time thinking about things when a few bucks can put you dead on the trail? Maybe a better trained dog would be instrumental in your tracking endeavours? Or give your current dog a raise. |
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Date: 5/11/2024 9:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! I just tried backing out of this post again and you wouldn't believe how many angry people are protesting the JOTW this week. I can't be sure but it looks like they may be preparing to sacrifice a shrub in the hope that all of this will go away. |
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Date: 5/11/2024 10:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... "Want me to save your table?" If it's white and ceramic, it ain't a table but you're more than welcome to save it for me. Don't let anyone else near. DEFEND IT WITH YOUR LIFE! |
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Date: 5/12/2024 1:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler should read his current fortune. “To truly find yourself you must play hide - n - seek alone!” |
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Date: 5/13/2024 6:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk traced the fortune cookie back to Managua, Nicaragua. He went there and got all tough with the manufacturer, who then demanded 500,000 million "cordoba" to hook him up with the original fortune teller, who happened to reside in Detroit. Anyway, kronk was arrested for defaming a native Nicaraguan, tossed into prison and it cost me $47.95 in bribes to get him sprung. kronk---You could have at least given the dungeon master a better tip. They might have at least sent me back "priority mail." "L.D."---Quit your whining. You should be happy you didn't have to swim. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/13/2024 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
That really was pretty funny. kronk---Yep. It took me a while to actually "get it," but when I did, I actually laughed out loud. "L.D."---That was you? You really should seek professional help. kronk---About what? "L.D."---That laugh. You sound like a blue jay with an acorn stuck in it's craw. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/13/2024 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What are you doing, now? kronk---Commenting "L.D."---You've already done that. kronk---Comments are like gold around here, these days. I figured I'd throw another one out Hey Larry's way. You know; a little something for the effort? "L.D."---Ok; I can dig that. You better get in there and empty the trash can. Mother says if someone doesn't haul the trash away, there won't be any dinner. kronk---Why don't you haul it out? You live here too, you know. "L.D."---Forget that. I enjoy "privileged pet," status. kronk---UGH! |
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Date: 5/13/2024 9:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! |
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Date: 5/14/2024 7:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk/L.D...your Managuan cookie kingpin's demand for the 500,000 million Cordobas was an unrealistic and impossible ransom to cover. Kronk became some kind of a political prisoner and they weren't about to release him anytime soon . Hey Larry, a longtime Mopar (actually, anything with four wheels and a retail price less than $500) fan and a lifelong aficionado of genuine Corinthian leather should have already pointed out that Chrysler only produced maybe 200,000 of that model (and some were even sold!)over it's life span. He might as well have been asking for neon unicorns which are even rarer, harder to catch and only appear at night when you've been drinking and are incapable of making a concerted effort to trap. If you need more details about this, ask Hey Larry. There's a chapter in his memoirs about this. |
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Date: 5/14/2024 7:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... “To truly find yourself you must play hide - n - seek alone!” What do you think I've been doing through these six + decades? I'm getting close though. This may be the day I do it! I left a trail this time. ...and, since you're just trying to be a bully and be mean I'd like to mention that MY parents never gave ME "toys" like old worn-out tires and heavily used Samsonite luggage. |
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Date: 5/15/2024 6:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler: we’re all in this together. |
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Date: 5/16/2024 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Quick! Get me some fresh frog legs! "L.D."---Really? kronk---They taste like chicken. "L.D."---Where am I going to get frog legs, at this time of night? Why don't you just eat some chicken? kronk---Hmmmmm...Good thinking, dog. You got any chicken? "L.D."---No kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/18/2024 6:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You can call Uber Eats and have it delivered! |
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