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Date: 5/4/2024 7:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
…. Side Note to a certain USMer , flaming bags will automatically alert security to your location and promptly escort you to a nearby rubber room.  |
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Date: 5/4/2024 7:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...some days I feel like just packing myself into a suitcase in a last ditch effort to see the world.  |
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Date: 5/4/2024 7:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
A Travel Agent can assist yo in this desire, if you are short of funds then I will sponsor a “ Go Fund Me” event to make it happen. ( Call me) |
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Date: 5/4/2024 7:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you plan on sending me by air, a GoFindMe might be the better plan. |
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Date: 5/4/2024 8:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Do you have a date in mind? |
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Date: 5/4/2024 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...let's just start out with a coffee, okay? |
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Date: 5/4/2024 9:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Why Hekler, this is so sudden! |
Date: 5/4/2024 12:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
I wouldn't be surprised if they soon started charging you extra for a "luggage adventure".  |
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Date: 5/4/2024 6:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"They" give you the run around and then offer 33% compensation for the stuff you claim was in your bag. "L.D."---Yeah! kronk stuffed me into a "360* Flex Spinner" (capacity 110L) and checked me in for a 7 hour non-stop, from L.A. to Molokai. "They" lost me and six days later, I ended up at "Houari Boumediene International Airport" in Algiers. Then, "they" mailed me to the "Museum of antiquities in Cairo." kronk---"They" thought you were a dwarf mummy from the "Ptolemaic dynasty."...CRUNCH....OUCH!  |
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Date: 5/4/2024 6:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Don't you just love those guys? kronk---Yep. "They" sure do keep things hoppin' around here. "L.D."---Got any money? kronk---Nope. "L.D."---Ugh! Call "Nan Nan" and ask her to "Western Union" a little something. kronk---Last time I tried that, she sent me an autographed copy of a photoshopped picture of Donald Trump. "L.D."---Still got it? kronk---No. I sold it an itinerant farmer from "Michoacán. "L.D."---What'd you get for it? kronk---Three half ripe acorn squash, and half of an 8 oz. bag of purple hull peas. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/5/2024 3:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Look at the bright side Morphix, they haven’t had to strip search passengers before boarding these days. And as an added bonus you’re not required to wear a mask either. |
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Date: 5/5/2024 3:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, I wonder how serious they are up in Canada when it comes to losing your luggage? I mean, do they call in The Mounties with bloodhounds to track down your missing unmentionables? Do they compensate you with a couple of tickets to a high school hockey game? Curious….. |
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Date: 5/6/2024 7:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, yo! kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---C'mon, man! Shake it off! Time to roll! kronk---What? "L.D."---My "disco dancing" class starts in an hour and a half. I "can't" be late! kronk---For crying out loud, dog. It's only across the street! We can be there in two minutes! What "is" the rush, anyway? "L.D."---....CRUNCH..... kronk---OUCH! "L.D."---....CRUNCH.... kronk---OUCH! Cut it out, dog! What does disco dancing have to do with Hey Larry's post, anyway? Airplanes, lost luggage, Canadian lost/found, and high school hockey? What's up? "L.D."---Who knows? Who cares? I woke up "in a mood," this morning. I feel a need to "tie it all" in! Let's go!....CRUNCH.... kronk---OUCH! "L.D."--- |
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