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Hey Larry’s JOTW #184

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/27/2024 4:41:00 AM)
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Fun with history:

Did you know that Roman Emporer Julius Caesar never once said “ Thank You” in his entire life?

Experts think that this was due to the fact he didn’t speak English.

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Date: 4/27/2024 5:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I object!

kronk---What do you mean, you object?

"L.D."---"Hey Larry" is leading the witness.

kronk---For your information; this post is not a courtroom and you ain't "Perry Mason," dog. Have you been into your de-wormer, already?

"L.D."---I never partake of de-wormer before 0600. What about my objection?

kronk---Overruled!

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/27/2024 5:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm going to find out where you live and put an alligator in your bed.

  
Date: 4/27/2024 5:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...may thoughts of Liberace and The Young Folk
singing "Feelin' Groovy" occupy every moment
of the remainder of your life.

  
Date: 4/27/2024 6:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    L.D., do you accept bribes? Witness tampering is such an ugly description…how ‘bout a nice London Broil?  
Date: 4/27/2024 6:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, so Hekler is in the match making business? Don’t quit your day job pal. Being the monkey with a tin cup is important to the man operating the Hardy Gurdy.  
Date: 4/27/2024 6:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I prefer Elton John performing “ Country Comfort “ myself.  
Date: 4/27/2024 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Hey Larry Yes! I do accept bribes. Red Meat Rules!

kronk---Really? Where about ethics?

"L.D."---Ethics are not very filling.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/27/2024 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What do you think about that?

"L.D."---Well...depending on the size of the alligator; it might be "very" interesting.

  
Date: 4/27/2024 5:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I agree, ethics aren’t very filling as salads never won The West.  
Date: 4/27/2024 5:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well at this point I don’t know if informing Hekler that gators are something that I’m allergic to would make any difference.  
Date: 4/28/2024 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What did you like best about the "Wild, Wild, West?"

"L.D."---Buffalo

kronk---Bull...

"L.D."---Actually a fatted calf was my favorite.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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