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Buzzards Buzzing

  Author:  5940  Category:(News) Created:(4/22/2024 2:50:00 AM)
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April 19 (UPI) -- An animal rescue group in Connecticut said a pair of drunk vultures were treated with fluids and "a big breakfast" before being released.

A Place Called Hope said in a Facebook post that the "dynamic duo" had been "dumpster diving" and ended up eating something "that was fermented enough to cause severe intoxication."

The rescue said the vultures were initially thought to be seriously ill, but testing confirmed they were merely "too drunk to fly."

"They only needed fluids and to be tucked in overnight... and fed a BIG breakfast the next day," the post said.

The vultures were released back into the wild and successfully rejoined their colony.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/04/19/vultures-drunk-A-Place-Called-Hope-Connecticut/6421713541483/

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Date: 4/22/2024 2:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    How difficult would it be to give a vulture a breathalyzer test……and breakfast from any Waffle House after imbibing a bit too much is a must.  
Date: 4/22/2024 5:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    So what would constitute a "BIG" breakfast for a couple of hung over buzzards?

"L.D."---How big a breakfast are we talking, here?

kronk--We're talking really BIG!!

"L.D."---Ok...How about a week old, thirty foot long, pothead whale carcass?

kronk---That oughta' `bout do it, dog.

"L.D."---I'm hungry. Let's get a fish sandwich?

kronk---You asking?

"L.D."---I'm asking.

kronk---You buying?

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/23/2024 2:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Save me some o’ that blubber guys. I’m running out of oil for my lamps.  
Date: 4/23/2024 10:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...so what you're saying is that the vultures got there before you?

  
Date: 4/23/2024 12:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Only because they have wings.  
Date: 4/23/2024 6:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Have a Red Bull.

  
Date: 4/25/2024 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 21762    They put the Buzz in Buzards  
Date: 4/25/2024 10:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ That’s a better title for this post! Thanks.  

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