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Date: 4/22/2024 2:56:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 How difficult would it be to give a vulture a breathalyzer test……and breakfast from any Waffle House after imbibing a bit too much is a must. |
Date: 4/22/2024 5:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So what would constitute a "BIG" breakfast for a couple of hung over buzzards? "L.D."---How big a breakfast are we talking, here? kronk--We're talking really BIG!! "L.D."---Ok...How about a week old, thirty foot long, pothead whale carcass? kronk---That oughta' `bout do it, dog. "L.D."---I'm hungry. Let's get a fish sandwich? kronk---You asking? "L.D."---I'm asking. kronk---You buying? "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/23/2024 2:56:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Save me some o’ that blubber guys. I’m running out of oil for my lamps. |
Date: 4/23/2024 10:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so what you're saying is that the vultures got there before you? |
Date: 4/23/2024 12:31:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Only because they have wings. |
Date: 4/23/2024 6:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Have a Red Bull. |
Date: 4/25/2024 9:52:00 AM From Authorid: 21762 They put the Buzz in Buzards |
Date: 4/25/2024 10:06:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ That’s a better title for this post! Thanks. |
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