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Date: 4/20/2024 3:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! If a zombie eats a vegan, does that make him a vegetarian?  |
Date: 4/20/2024 6:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Have you seen the prices of bacon lately? Maybe it's a conspiracy by big vegan.  |
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Date: 4/20/2024 6:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I take exception to being accused of eating a vegan.  |
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Date: 4/20/2024 6:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I also forgot to respond to the "joke". H,h,h,h,h,h,h,h,h,h,h! |
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Date: 4/20/2024 6:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I never really did get the full "ha" from it. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 7:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The price of bacon is merely a distraction Morphix. The bigger goal is to write a cookbook titled..” To Serve Man!” |
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Date: 4/20/2024 7:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I take exception that you think that you are a zombie. Get real, your snappy comebacks and snarky comments require a brain. Zombies don’t have a brain, which is why they are in search of one. It’s a rare compliment Hekler….I suggest you take it. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're just schmoozing me because you want a large donation made to the JOTW rescue fund. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 8:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, do you want fries with that? |
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Date: 4/20/2024 8:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...with cheese and gravy if possible. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 9:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But of course, how silly of me. |
Date: 4/20/2024 3:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I usually won't eat pork unless it's corn-fed and the pig is under thirty pounds. That being said; when it comes to BACON! Age and body weigh don't matter, none. kronk---Bacon! Get some! "L.D."---I prefer hickory smoked. kronk---On day old white bread! "L.D."---Stop it!  |
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Date: 4/20/2024 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...KRONK! (and L.D.) Good to see you! Hey Larry was trying to start a rumor that you had both been abducted by well-endowed redheaded Mexican aliens. I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad for you at this point in time. Morphix said he thought he saw you sleeping it off under a bridge. I don't know what to believe any more. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 4:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Let’s start a collection in honor of the misinformation segue presented by none other than Hekler. We can use it to fund the next USM get together….provided the location isn’t anywhere near Canada. |
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Date: 4/20/2024 4:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
P.S., Good to see you two! |
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Date: 4/20/2024 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Hey Larry's grapevine is usually quite accurate. Spot on, in this case, in fact. Three days (or so) ago; kronk and I were in an abandoned natural gas sub-station picking blackberries. Three days before that: kronk got arrested by the Texas Rangers, for inciting a riot at an anti "Make America Great Again" gathering in "Gun Barrel City, Texas." ..."They" beat him in the kidneys! "They" pinched and slapped his nose. "They" put itching powder down his underwear. "They" beat him with a rubber hose. kronk---Go, dog! "L.D."---Anyway..."They" wanted to sentence kronk to 144 months, picking cayenne pepper, down in extreme South Texas, but "The Mayor" convinced "them" to drop all charges, if kronk delivered thirty seven gallons of blackberries to the mayor within the next thirty-six hours. Well...... kronk---Go on, dog! Don't stop! "L.D."---Ugh! So....There we were, up to our necks in bramble bushes and poison ivy and the berry picking was good. We spent twenty seven straight hours in that gas field and just about had our quota of berries, when kronk starts jumping up and down like he'd been shot in the buttock, or something. He takes off running out of the gas field and onto the highway. I followed, like the loyal beast that I am, and that's when the `72 cadillac eldorado (with the Texas longhorn hood ornament) slammed on the brakes and slid to a stop next to us. kronk---Oh, my! Don't stop, dog! You're getting to the best part! "L.D."---Control yourself, please. kronk---Ok "L.D."---Now, where was I? Oh, yeah....and that is when "Conchita Leche De CoCo Rojo Grande Orale" burst onto the scene..... kronk---What'd you stop for? Keep going! "L.D."---It's time for my medicine. kronk---WHAT !!!!!! |
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Date: 4/20/2024 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk/L.D...did any of this happen near a bridge? |
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Date: 4/20/2024 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and dangling a dozen bottles of Bud Light 7 feet off the ground by ropes isn't much of an anti-MAGA protest riot but I can see the logic in your method. |
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Date: 4/22/2024 5:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Actually, part of the adventure did, in fact, occur in the proximity of a bridge. Not the actual incident, having to do with the "anti-MAGA" protest, but a later occurrence in the vicinity of the Mexican side of the Texas/Mexico border, beneath the "San Ysidro" crossover bridge. |
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Date: 4/22/2024 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk did lower that dozen bottles of beer, and.... kronk---I don't care what "they" say; I love "Bud Light!" "L.D."---...then, he "spidered" down all twelve lines and, took his own bait. kronk---I was born with "sticky hands." "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/22/2024 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Good to read you, also, amigo! "JOTW" is where it's at, on Saturday A.M. "L.D."--- Write on!  |
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