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Date: 4/13/2024 11:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?  |
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Date: 4/13/2024 12:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Now, "that" is funny! kronk---What? "L.D."---Nevermind...What is it that you feed the mayor's chickens, anyway? kronk---Anything "L.D."---What do you mean, "anything?" kronk---Just, anything at all. Those chickens will eat anything. I fed `em a whole box of pencil leads the other day. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 4/13/2024 1:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey! You forgot to answer the man's question. kronk---What question? "L.D."---"How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?" kronk---It flew over the road and "belly landed" on the other side. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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Date: 4/13/2024 6:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Anything at all? I hope it hasn’t affected their appetite any. |
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Date: 4/13/2024 6:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Nope, close but guess again. |
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Date: 4/29/2024 10:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
The mayor's chicken eggs taste like "vienna sausage." kronk---I wonder why that is? "L.D."---Because, the mayor "cut a deal" with the health dept. to purchase 14,000 4 oz. cans of contaminated viennas, for two cents on the dollar. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/29/2024 1:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! It ain’t a crime if they shook hands on the deal! |
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