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Date: 3/31/2024 6:02:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I volunteer to use my bank account and will make sure to put that money to good use. |
Date: 3/31/2024 7:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"The Money" will probably end up in some obscure account. "L.D."---You always look at the worst possible scenario, first. kronk---I'm a realist. "L.D."---Isn't that the same T-shirt that you wore yesterday? kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 3/31/2024 8:52:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Since they were unaware of that account, you'd think that they'd ask the residents about what it could be used for in their state. Just thinking the impossible, you know.... |
Date: 3/31/2024 9:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I'm with you, man. Unfortunately, "they" seldom consult with us, little people. They use it for whatever they want to and bill "us" for shipping and handling. |
Date: 3/31/2024 5:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m going to add to your last comment and say postage due. These sort of things are not common in The Great White North. They’re wise people that still consume beaver tails and are currently petitioning for a National holiday to celebrate their national pastime, the consumption of poutine. |
Date: 4/2/2024 4:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I'm seriously considering moving to "The Great White North." I'm getting sick and tired of smelling menhaden all the time. It's one of those smells that permeates everything. My fur, my feet, the yard, the boat, kronk, the truck, everything! The only thing that doesn't smell like fish is mother, and that's because she moved downtown. kronk---Crabs love it. "L.D."---Do I look like a crab, to you? I'm going to see if Hekler needs a sled dog. I've had it! I'm done! kronk---Just go ahead and move in with mother. She likes you, alright. "L.D."---I'm not so sure. Mother has been a bit stand-offish towards me, lately. kronk---You know, I noticed that, too. I believe it all started when you ate her pet hamster. "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/2/2024 6:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., if you do seriously make your way to TheGreat White North I trust you have decent negotiating skills. And I don’t wish to deter you, but there are reasons why Hekler doesn’t have many friends, and it’s also rumored he’s the reason Bigfoot is hard to find. Whatever terms he may toss your way, I would suggest getting a lawyer that specializes in International Law as well as an agent to represent your best interests since you are a top notch sled dog. Perhaps you could be the next Ohtani! |
Date: 4/3/2024 7:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Just to let you know, I may turn up missing. "L.D."---Where you going, and why was I not informed? kronk---I'm not exactly sure where I'll be going, but I plan on coming into a "substantial" amount of cash in the "very" near future. "L.D."---Really??? How substantial an amount of cash "are" we talking about, man? kronk---Half a billion; give or take a million. "L.D."---You blew my monthly dog chow money and bought lottery tickets, again! kronk---No way, dog! Your food money is intact. I've been saving up since January and I woke up with a good feeling, this morning, and figured it was time to cash in. "L.D."---Well, as long as my food allowance is secure. Good luck, man. kronk---Gracias, dog. |
Date: 4/4/2024 4:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Well, how'd that go? How much did you win? kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 4/4/2024 5:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Me too… |
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