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Hey Larry’s JOTW #179

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/23/2024 5:07:00 AM)
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I bought a pair of basketball shoes from a drug dealer last week.

Man, I have no idea what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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Date: 3/23/2024 10:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I remember, back in his "confused" days, our boy kronk was desperate to get something, besides COPD, out of his cheap roll your own
cigarette, tobacco.

kronk---C'mon, dog! Why you wanna' bring up stuff like that?

"L.D."---Well, I feel obliged to encourage others to "think before before they act." Besides that; I'm bored and you're an easy target.

kronk---Ugh!

"L.D."---Anyway, eh? Where was I? Oh, yeah! kronk laced his cheap tobacco with something called "Railroad Bind Weed." Care to tell the folks what transpired?

kronk---No!

"L.D."---He couldn't have a bowl movement for a week.

kronk---You know that's not funny, dog.

"L.D."---I enjoyed it.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/23/2024 11:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    What are you doing back here? You've already posted a comment.

kronk---I'm not sure? Maybe, I can appreciate the "starving artist syndrome?"

"L.D."---You're weird.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/24/2024 2:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Now that you mention it L.D., one time I was introduced to a very nasty tasting dried up piece of mushroom. I was hesitant to participate but peer pressure won over. I was awake for at 13 to 18 hours and saw many things that baffled science and thought for sure Walt Disney was using my apartment to show his latest cartoons. I never gave in to peer pressure afterwards.  
Date: 3/24/2024 8:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I believe that if I had not caved-in to peer pressure so many times; I would surely have achieved "Saint" status, by now.

"L.D."---Saint Inez?

kronk---"They" named me after my paternal step grandmother.

"L.D."---hehehe
  
Date: 3/24/2024 8:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I just bought a pair of gold sneakers recently, paying
six easy payments of only $79.99 I plan to gift these to
someone that needs to improve his MAGA credentials to his
neighbors before they burn his house down.

  
Date: 3/24/2024 9:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk / L.D...thinking before you act is something that you do as your years ripen
and it becomes harder to act. Up until that point, you just do the same stupid things
with a little bit of variation to make things interesting and the fines higher.

  
Date: 3/24/2024 9:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I can also appreciate the "starving artist syndrome" I have a
backlog of "inspired" canvasses to share with everyone at USM.

  
Date: 3/24/2024 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...I have your nasty mushroom taste beat.
My brother and I were heading into Toronto for a Blue Jays game
years ago and, clever little fellows that we were, attempted to
sneak some rye whiskey into the park...in a wine skin.

We got into the park with no issues but that booze tasted like
it had fermented in the well-used shoes of a hobo.

  
Date: 3/27/2024 8:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: I'm worried about kronk. He hardly speaks to anyone, anymore. Mrs. Kronk guides him to the bow of the boat and kronk just stands there like some sort of weird automaton, hooking crab traps and apologizing to the crabs for murdering them.

kronk---Look, a pretty little doggie! Do I know you?

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/27/2024 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...don't be too worried L.D...he's just going through one of those
"should I jump off a bridge" phases. We all get those days from time
to time and it only gets worse when people are near or you can hear them.

Keep him at the bow of the boat for now, tell him he's on the Titanic
and that his name is Jack. Let him create his own adventures.

  
Date: 3/27/2024 5:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: "He" rails at sea gulls!

kronk---I "need" the high notes, baby!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

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