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Date: 3/17/2024 11:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Then again, today is St. Patrick’s Day.  |
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Date: 3/19/2024 5:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well? kronk---Well, what? "L.D."---What do you make of that? kronk---Hekler is Canadian, isn't he? "L.D."---As far as I know, yes. kronk---I once had "a thing" for a Canadian girl. "L.D." Was this girl a human female? kronk---Her name was Margot Kidder, or, maybe her name was actually Margaret Trudeau? "L.D."---You're drifting away from subject of Hey Larry's post. You know that, don't you? kronk---I'm into it, dog. I think that Hekler is probably reading a book, or something. I often disappear for days, myself. "L.D."---Yeah, and mother said the next time you split without telling her, you'll find your stuff on the curb, when you get back. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/19/2024 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...due to technical difficulties on Saturday (dead keyboard battery and no spares), I was unable to cast my benevolent eye on the JOTW AND leave a reply. Your decision to dwell on the deaths of those moose (a sacred animal here) and then wrap it all up with the disgraceful igloo "joke" was the height of sacrilege! Imagine if I was to come to your home town and make light of your low income housing. I'll reply when the jokes have a positive rating from 0 to at least +.001 Then and only then will I leave behind an observation based on many thousands of years of wisdom passed down through the family.  |
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Date: 3/19/2024 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...you thinking about Lois Lane again? |
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Date: 3/19/2024 7:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, good to see you. How was the Squirrel Wrangler Convention this year? Did you manage to get the squirrel tail bounty from the local fishing lure manufacturer this time, or were you sent away, yet again, due to the inability to reach the minimum quota that was acceptable? |
Date: 3/21/2024 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "L.D." here: kronk thinks that he's hot stuff. On a scale of -1 to infinity, I'll say that he's a solid ".2"kronk---Well, at least you appreciate me, somewhat. "L.D."---The only reason I rated you that high is because I got a pretty good laugh when you tripped and hit the rear bumper on your truck, the other day. The knot on your head went from 0 to the size of a goose egg, in like, 14 seconds. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 3/25/2024 6:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
I'm pretty sure Hekler has an ankle monitor. So, if you're ever worried about his whereabouts, just know that law enforcement are keeping an eye on him!  |
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Date: 3/26/2024 5:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Morphix is on to something, I found this mugshot of Hekler…… https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Frockyandbullwinkle.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FSnidely_Whiplash&psig=AOvVaw25kcete6rxK0PkFK8hCUOp&ust=1711541349900000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCLii1MbykYUDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE |
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