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Please Send Good Vibes To A USM Member

  Author:  5940  Category:(Prayers) Created:(3/17/2024 11:18:00 AM)
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Dear USM,

I fear that the absolute worst has occurred this weekend to one of our most beloved and respected members here at USM. Although I have no conclusive evidence at this moment, I do suspect that something is wrong, very wrong.

You may have noticed that, my JOTW posts every weekend are met with scorn and disparaging remarks by none other than Hekler. Now, I have merely tried to offer fun and humor to these posts, but when Hekler arrives to wreak havoc…..well, I take it in stride and continue to spread joy here on this website.

However, yesterday my JOTW was not met with Hekler’s usual sense of snark nor any sign of his existence at all……. I’m worried.

So what happened to Hekler?

Was he abducted by aliens from the planet Sarcasm?

Was he attempting to do stand up comedy at an open mic night somewhere near his place of residence?

Did he seek asylum with the Inuit community? I

Well, I don’t have an answer. Do you?

In any case, let’s offer some support for a missing person that ordinarily has made his presence known.



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Date: 3/17/2024 11:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Then again, today is St. Patrick’s Day.  
Date: 3/19/2024 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Well?

kronk---Well, what?

"L.D."---What do you make of that?

kronk---Hekler is Canadian, isn't he?

"L.D."---As far as I know, yes.

kronk---I once had "a thing" for a Canadian girl.

"L.D." Was this girl a human female?

kronk---Her name was Margot Kidder, or, maybe her name was actually Margaret Trudeau?

"L.D."---You're drifting away from subject of Hey Larry's post. You know that, don't you?

kronk---I'm into it, dog. I think that Hekler is probably reading a book, or something. I often disappear for days, myself.

"L.D."---Yeah, and mother said the next time you split without telling her, you'll find your stuff on the curb, when you get back.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/19/2024 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...due to technical difficulties on Saturday (dead keyboard battery and no spares),
I was unable to cast my benevolent eye on the JOTW AND leave a reply.

Your decision to dwell on the deaths of those moose (a sacred animal here) and then
wrap it all up with the disgraceful igloo "joke" was the height of sacrilege!

Imagine if I was to come to your home town and make light of your low income housing.

I'll reply when the jokes have a positive rating from 0 to at least +.001

Then and only then will I leave behind an observation based on many thousands of years
of wisdom passed down through the family.

  
Date: 3/19/2024 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...you thinking about Lois Lane again?

  
Date: 3/19/2024 7:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler, good to see you. How was the Squirrel Wrangler Convention this year? Did you manage to get the squirrel tail bounty from the local fishing lure manufacturer this time, or were you sent away, yet again, due to the inability to reach the minimum quota that was acceptable?  
Date: 3/21/2024 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: kronk thinks that he's hot stuff. On a scale of -1 to infinity, I'll say that he's a solid ".2"

kronk---Well, at least you appreciate me, somewhat.

"L.D."---The only reason I rated you that high is because I got a pretty good laugh when you tripped and hit the rear bumper on your truck, the other day. The knot on your head went from 0 to the size of a goose egg, in like, 14 seconds.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/25/2024 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    I'm pretty sure Hekler has an ankle monitor. So, if you're ever worried about his whereabouts, just know that law enforcement are keeping an eye on him!  
Date: 3/26/2024 5:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Morphix is on to something, I found this mugshot of Hekler……

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Frockyandbullwinkle.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FSnidely_Whiplash&psig=AOvVaw25kcete6rxK0PkFK8hCUOp&ust=1711541349900000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCLii1MbykYUDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
  

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