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Date: 3/12/2024 5:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Aww that photo is fake ! Black Bart Larry was shot in the back. Koo Koo Channel was a bushwhacking lowlife that used that god awful stench she called perfume to make those innocent fellows retch and eyes burn.That formula was bought by a certain military outfit in Europe to be used as mustard gas during WWI. And that shoot out at the So - So corral is nothing but dime novel malarkey! Koo Koo was a lousy card player that couldn’t hold her liquor. She couldn’t do simple math either which is why she used her toes to count cards after she ran out of fingers. The gang at the card table got fed up and accused her of being a “ thimble headed gherkin “. Not being too bright, KooKoo took it as a compliment and passed out. Next day she woke up with a hangover and discovered that she’d been run out of town after being tarred and feathered. Which gave her the idea to design high falootin’ outfits. |
Date: 3/12/2024 4:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
Hey Larry...It must be convenient for you to cherry-pick your "facts" and make disparaging remarks about the fearless exploits of Marshall Chanel but the real truth is a little weird. You see, Chanel coated each and every bullet with vermilion red lipstick, which had the effect of lubricating the projectile's path down the barrel, through the air and then through the target at higher than normal velocities. The power of the shot caught Black Bart Larry in the shoulder, spun him around and he caught the same slug again in the back while spinning so, in essence, it was a self-inflicted wound and we should spend no more time in false mourning for this fool. I could also not find any historical references to the use of perfume as a biological weapon during the first World War. There was however, a mention of some "lucky socks" worn, not surprisingly, by a descendant of the Larry crime clan which was the cause of 473 allied soldiers surrendering in the hopes of getting better living arrangements and fresher air. I have a little more research to do but will eventually get back to rebut the remainder of your phony allegations. |
Date: 3/13/2024 4:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Lookie hear you refugee from a scripted reality show, the things YOU claim to be true are weird. Responsible reporting of facts are the basics of journalism Who, What, What, Where & How. But it seems your take is Who’s agenda will benefit. What will my agenda get out of it. Where can my agenda create the most damage. Why should I care when it’s my own best interests. How much more mileage can I get out of it. When you said you had “ a little more research to do”, I take it to mean that you’re going to pull an all night session of rewriting history from the western genre pouring over Louis La’Mour / Zane Grey novels while drinking coffee and gobbling poutine. |
Date: 3/13/2024 12:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So that's The "CoCo" Kid, eh? kronk---Yep. That's her. Even as an infant, she had those "snake eyes." "L.D."---She was a reasonably attractive human woman. kronk---Especially, in the years before electricity. "L.D."---Ugh? |
Date: 3/13/2024 5:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Didn't you know a girl named "Koo Koo Channel?" kronk---Naw. I believe you could possibly be thinking of "Lou Lou Chanterelle." She ran a public house on the Rue Saint-Denis, in Paris, during the early `50s. "L.D."---Oh, yeah! I remember her. She threatened to eviscerate you, didn't she? You ended up joining the French Foreign Legion, to get away from her, didn't you? kronk---I rather not talk about that, dog. "L.D."---Why not? I feel that we should give the people their money's worth. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---So, kronk goes through basic training and is immediately sent to Southeast Asia, the Mường Thanh Valley; just in time to get captured, after the Battle of Điện Biên Phủ. kronk---"They" would have never caught me, if I hadn't slipped on that mango. |
Date: 3/13/2024 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Man, you can't type at all. What kind of gibberish is that? kronk---I hate it when it does that. |
Date: 3/14/2024 4:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---So, kronk goes through basic training and is immediately sent to Southeast Asia, the Muong Thanh Valley; just in time to get captured, after the Battle of Dien Bien Phu. kronk---I still can't figure out why it did that? "L.D."---You tried to copy and paste too many of those funny little symbols. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 3/24/2024 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What a lie! kronk---Take it easy, dog. It's called "creative license." "L.D."---Ok...I'll play along. So, what happened after you got caught? kronk---I was enslaved and spent the next two years catching electric eels in the "Fansipan Mts." "L.D."---Do say? How did you escape? kronk---I saved 894 eel skins, disguised myself as an emaciated eel, that identified as a carp, and returned to the ocean to bulk up. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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