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Date: 3/11/2024 5:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I sleep very well thank you. I’m the silver lining behind the dark cloud every Saturday and you’re the hatchery raised trout that will bite at anything that drops in the water.  |
Date: 3/11/2024 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Power failures usually come at "the" most inopportune time."L.D."---Hey there, Hekler! Get kronk to tell you about the last power failure we experienced, down here. kronk---Yo, dog! Don't you have something that you should be doing, instead of harassing me while I try and make conversation? "L.D."---Nope kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Last week, we had a heat wave, down here on the pond. Our boy kronk decided to bait his crab pots, but he didn't want to pay the inordinate prices for the usual fresh fish bait. Instead, he "got a deal" on a hundred pounds of "chicken parts" that had been setting out on the loading rack for three days. kronk---"They" don't need to hear about that. "L.D."---Why not? I can't stop now; I'm getting to the best part. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Anyway...So kronk spends all morning slinging rotten chicken parts, then drives home and on the way, drops his cellphone, tries to retrieve it, runs off the road and crashes into a utility pole, ricochets off that and plows into a water main. He smelled so bad that no one offered any assistance and the only persons that approached him was the state police, who gave him a ticket for failing to control his vehicle....Then he had to walk home, `cause his truck was all mangled and when he did finally get home, the power was out, the city water was shut off and mother refused to let him in the house, `cause he smelled so bad. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/11/2024 5:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...sounds like you had a nightmare of a day but I always look for the silver lining (unless it's a Saturday and there isn't one) but I suppose you should be happy that L.D. didn't try to roll in you, being as malodorous as you were. L.D...GOOD DOG!!! Have a porterhouse.  |
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Date: 3/12/2024 1:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I am constantly amazed at Hey Larry's willingness to be either the fall guy or the village idiot in my posts. Why, just last week, Hey Larry, this big guy that looks like he's never dropped a single tear, even when they did the boycott on Bud Light, came to me on the street with rivers flowing from his eyes and said "Sir Sir, Mr. Hekler sir...it has been so so long since you have made a post and debased me. Is there someone new? I had to make three more posts anyway to fulfill my contract here. Now you know. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 4:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
And this post was listed under “ INTERESTING “. Who are your handlers? Corporate sponsors for Sominex and Serta. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 6:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I see that you have opted for your village idiot persona today. Good choice as it fits so well with your reply. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 6:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
And I see that you’ve opted to use alternative “ facts” . I don’t drink any Budweiser products because it’s about as tasty as a brussel sprouts smoothie. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 4:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...that was your own home-made bathtub vodka you had stored in the Bud bottles. Here's a tip before you make the next batch...wash the tub out first and your own unique "flavorings" won't taint that run also. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
What? Did your favorite poutine pusher crash and burn? And what would you know about a bathtub anyway? You haven’t had your local lake thaw out yet. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 11:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! You threw 3 fastballs and got 3 strikes. You surely got me there. The only thing that I don't understand is why you are so mean to me after I reach out in friendship, offer you the last slice of pizza and give you all of my spare change. |
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Date: 3/13/2024 4:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
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Date: 3/13/2024 4:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." stationed himself at the door to the shower and when I finally did get to go in there, he made off with my clothes, spent three days and nights in his "dog wallow," underneath one of the sheds and snarled at anything that ventured near. "L.D."---I liked it! I loved it! I want some more of it! Momma Mia! That was some aromatic coveralls! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/13/2024 4:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
You're pathetic! kronk---What's gotten into you, dog? "L.D."---Hekler gave me a porterhouse for my comment and all you ever give me is those disgusting cardboard dog treats! kronk---Hekler is undoubtedly a man of means, while I'm just an itinerant commercial flunky, hustling crustacean in the coastal marshes. "L.D."---Yeah, yeah! Those treats are so cheap; even the rats won't eat `em! It's like trying to eat kitty liter. kronk---I can get kitty liter even cheaper! "L.D."---Grrrrrr !!! |
Date: 5/20/2024 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 28848
I tried to log on yesterday and it was down. How long was it down?  |
Date: 5/20/2024 12:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Release me "What's up buttercup?" I didn't know that the site was down. Hekler seems to have assumed responsibility, so I guess we're all good. Good to read you, lady. Jump right in when you see an opening. There's no doubt that we're weird, but "mostly" harmless.  Write on.... |
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