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Date: 3/9/2024 1:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
After careful consideration and advice given to me by my law firm, Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, rather than take you to court for defamation ( because I won’t get much money by suing you ) it was proposed that a collection be taken up by fellow members of USM to send you on a nice little vacation somewhere on the other side of the world. Who knows? You may like Vagamon, located in Kerala, India. A serene and peaceful place that is ideal for those seeking respite from city life, and lousy posts on USM. Here you can get lost by taking hikes so be sure and bring your trekking shoes. Oh, and I hear the best time to visit is during monsoon season.  |
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Date: 3/9/2024 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
Thank you for your considerate reply. It will be taken under advisement. As a special thanks to you for your services, please check your porch for your surprise gift. No shoes will be required.  |
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Date: 3/9/2024 2:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I’m touched, but don’t thank me yet. Raising money is difficult these days as I have no tennis shoes or perfume to offer . |
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Date: 3/9/2024 2:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm glad to hear that your supply of your signature scent "eau de Whoa!" is depleted. I'll assume that Interpol finally tracked you down. |
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Date: 3/9/2024 2:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...if there are any medical professionals in the audience, might you be able to answer a question for me? Will constant shocking cause any detrimental effects on Hey Larry and, if so, will they be fun to watch? |
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Date: 3/9/2024 2:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
An anonymous potential donor has sent word that they might consider meeting halfway by sending you to Plum Island! |
Date: 3/9/2024 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
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Date: 3/11/2024 2:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
I'm not sure that will work. I think Hey Larry enjoys pain. Otherwise, why would he continue to post the painful JOTW?   |
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Date: 3/11/2024 2:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I think you're right Morphix. After all, he does have to look at his reflection every morning when he pops his zits. |
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Date: 3/13/2024 12:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! kronk---What? "L.D."---Hey Larry has more hair than you do! kronk---I have hair! "L.D."---Ear hair does not count. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/13/2024 1:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Who do we know in "Vagamon?" kronk---Well, my friend "Weepy Musgrove," moved there in `29 to escape "the revenuers." "L.D."---Wow! That's a long time ago. I guess he's passed on, by now, eh? kronk---Weepy got killed the first week he arrived. He stepped on a twenty foot crocodile and got eaten. I believe the croc is still there, though. |
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