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Date: 3/9/2024 5:47:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 This would be an awesome moment to discuss some of your favorite Saturday morning cartoons growing up, not to mention diverting the scorn of a certain member here that doesn’t have a sense of humor. |
Date: 3/9/2024 5:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm going to hunt you down for this. |
Date: 3/9/2024 5:54:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Good morning Mr. Fudd. Hunting wabbit? |
Date: 3/9/2024 6:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the worst kind of wascally wabbit with wotten witticisms. |
Date: 3/9/2024 6:22:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 You could employ the services of Scooby Doo, Shaggy and the whole Mystery Machine gang . Reasonable rates, must provide snacks. |
Date: 3/9/2024 6:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I don't get it??? "L.D."---I'm not surprised. kronk---C'mon, dog. Lighten up. I'm just wolfin' you. "L.D."---What do you mean, "wolfin" me? That's a slur, as far as I'm concerned. I actually identify as a wolf. kronk---Really, dog? You should identify as a "biscuit hound."...OUCH! "L.D."---I'll show you a "biscuit hound!" |
Date: 3/9/2024 6:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ Rut - roe!” Hey, do you two have a van to drive around in? |
Date: 3/9/2024 1:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you should be tied to the mast and receive 50 lashes for perpetrating this evil upon humanity. |
Date: 3/9/2024 1:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...isn't there a box from Amazon or something else on your porch? You really should go check. |
Date: 3/9/2024 1:40:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Someone has been watching “ Mutiny On The Bounty” and apparently the VHS got mangled in the player track in the vintage, yet seldom cleaned model purchased from Tower Stores back in the early’80s. |
Date: 3/9/2024 1:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're close but still a long way off. I was watching, as you said, an old VHS tape that I had picked up at the flea market called “ Scrutiny Of The Bounty”. It's a classic tale of a ship full of women on their way to the new world to spread the Word of God and of their capture at sea by a desperate group of pirates based in Arkansas. |
Date: 3/9/2024 2:04:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Ok, so you vividly recall your late night visit to an adult themed video store and incorporated your vision of those low budget movies from the 1980s only shown on late night cable and were totally disappointed by the production quality. I get it. Perhaps it’s time to upgrade to DVD. You’re bound to find plenty of bargains at your local thrift stores in this age of digital streaming. |
Date: 3/13/2024 4:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk scored a totally random jackpot at one of those 2nd rate casino traps in Reno, one winter. He blew half the payout on a good luck party and invested the remainder on a worn out 1970, one ton, cargo van. kronk---That van was super cool. The chassis was awesome. I could put three thousand pounds of crab bait in the thing and it didn't sag, even a little. "L.D."---Yuck! It only had one door, no windows, and it smelled of unprocessed sewer and anchovy! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 3/14/2024 5:49:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 What did you nickname the van? “Anchors Away……far far away….” |
Date: 3/14/2024 7:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry kronk's pet name for that that rolling stink wagon was "BB." He named it after an eight and a half foot giantess that he knew, back in prediluvian Asia. kronk---Pretty cool gal, that one. "L.D."---Cool, you say? She was a big, mean, cannibalistic, monster. She tried to eat me, for Pete's sake! kronk---Who's Pete? Anyway, don't take it personal, dog. "BB" tried to eat everything. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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