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Date: 3/7/2024 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...now I want a donkey too.  |
Date: 3/8/2024 5:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ and then you could start your own food cart business. It’s a lot easier than using a hurdy gurdy while training one of your own….  |
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Date: 3/8/2024 7:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
^^^you're just jealous because I have a donkey and you don't. You also secretly envy my fine food cart. |
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Date: 3/8/2024 7:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry's high school photo: https://preview.redd.it/a-donkey-spin-off-what-could-it-be-about-thoughts-v0-ozmn113jjnfa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=09e61b8a377ef67bc89a4ba44b052d7475e22a84 |
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Date: 3/8/2024 12:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Whew! You got my good side, I was worried that you may have gotten the graduation after party photo. |
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Date: 3/8/2024 12:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Whew! You got my good side, I was worried that you may have gotten the graduation after party photo. |
Date: 3/9/2024 6:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  I remember, as a child, I used to cherish the old "Sears & Roebuck" catalogs and tried to get ahold of them before they got repurposed."L.D."---Repurposed as what? kronk---As sanitary wipes in the two outhouses. Surely, you remember those. "L.D."---I never used the outhouses. kronk---Tell me about it. It was my job to shovel up and dispose of the "deposits" you made, all over the yard. "L.D."---Yeah, well, whatever. I thought we were talking about donkey and monkeys and Sears catalogs? kronk---Oh, that's right. I loved browsing through the catalogs and looking at the farm animal section. "L.D."---You wanted your parents to buy chickens, ducks, donkeys, monkeys, horses, cows, parakeets, parrots, iguanas worms and even ants. kronk---Yeah, and all I ended up with was a dog. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/9/2024 6:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man, I love your idea! I've always dreamed about getting into "sales." "L.D."---I thought you said that you'd never try to sell anything, ever again? kronk---What, exactly, are you referring to, dog? I don't recall ever saying anything like that. "L.D."---I'm referring to the time that you went on a month long tequila binge and "persuaded" the head of the local Icelandic mafia to shell out a hundred grand for twenty acres of worthless farmland, in "The Missouri Breaks." As I recall, he threatened to bury you alive in a glacier. kronk---Where "do" you get this stuff, dog? "L.D."---Doesn't matter. What are you wanting to sell, anyway? kronk---Picture this: We buy three donkeys, three, two-wheel carts and three ice chests and peddle ice cream and moonshine on the beach. "L.D."---Well, that's not "quite" as outrageous an idea as I expected to come from you. kronk---Thank you. "L.D."---So what's my part in this scheme of yours? kronk---Well, you're a herding dog, aren't you? "L.D."---Of course. kronk---You're job would be to keep the donkeys going in the right direction. You would also be responsible for picking up any donkey poop. "L.D."---C R U N C H.... kronk--- O U C H !!! |
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Date: 3/9/2024 6:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Now having a “ refreshment “ cart program on the beach would make an excellent seasonal business opportunity. But a word of caution, don’t import any items featuring poutine or vegan moose burgers… profit margin killer for sure. |
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Date: 3/9/2024 6:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...in Ontario, we had either the Sears or Eaton's catalogues. The big books always came just before Christmas and as kids it was our sworn duty to make 50 page lists of any toys or like items that caught our fancy so that we could each provide a comprehensive request for good old Santa. We rarely repurposed them unless the stove needed some extra lighting power but those days were few and did not last long. I would also lay odds that these books were the first occasions that a young lad ever got to see a picture of an old lady standing around in her unmentionables or was it only Hey Larry that did that kind of thing? |
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Date: 3/11/2024 5:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk kept a copy of a picture of "CoCo Chanel," wearing a "lace trimmed silk teddy" for 86 years. kronk---You have no proof of that, dog! "L.D."---Oh, yeah. You kept the picture between pages 117 and 118 of your copy of "How the West was Won." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/11/2024 10:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I had always heard a rumor that CoCo Chanel played a significant role in helping tame the wild west but it had never been proven conclusively. Thank you for your tireless efforts in setting the historical record straight. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 2:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have another question for you L.D. It's about your phrasing. You mentioned that "kronk kept a copy of a picture of CoCo Chanel, wearing a lace trimmed silk teddy for 86 years." Now, did he keep the picture of her in the teddy for 86 years or was she wearing the teddy for 86 years? That seems like a long time to wear underwear, even for me. Could you please clear this up in five to seven thousand words? Make them small words (Hey Larry) if you can. |
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Date: 3/12/2024 2:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...now you have more replies on your post than Hey Larry got for his particularly nauseating Abu Dhabi Poooooooooooo JOTW. Someone probably looks like they just ate a truckload of lemons. Gloat while you can. |
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Date: 3/13/2024 12:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: The picture of "CoCo Chanel" was dated 7/19/1883. I believe that "CoCo" was approximately one month old, at the time. I can't, for the life of me, figure out why kronk would keep the 19th century picture of an infant for eighty six years. kronk---I found that picture in an old steamer trunk that I purchased from a distant cousin, "Trosclair Teanu Beaucoup." He said he got the trunk from "Winston Churchill." I kept it `cause I thought the baby was cute. "L.D."---You really expect anyone to believe that? kronk---Sure, why not? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/13/2024 12:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Wait a minute, man! kronk---What's up, dog? "L.D."---Do you still have that picture of infant "CoCo Chanel?" kronk---Nope. "L.D."---Why would you keep the picture all those years and then, get rid of it? kronk---I never got rid of it. Last year, I sold it to some lawyer, for $237,000. "L.D."---WHAT! You've been feeding me cardboard infused dog food, all this time, and you have all that money! kronk---I don't have the money. I bought a round trip ticket to Vegas, went into a casino and bet the rest of the money on Red, and I lost. "L.D."---....CRUNCH... kronk---....OUCH !!! |
| Date: 11/18/2024 4:49:00 AM From Authorid: 67865 Choices indeed, what a delimma, simian sensibilities or a burro buddy ? With the common denominator being 'KEY', donKEY or monKEY, perhaps you should choose both, a mondonkey or a donmonkey, but wait...Another decision must be made ! While you are monkeying around for a solution, don't make an ass of yourself...Write on ! |
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Date: 11/18/2024 10:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Haiku Bless Yoo I had to settle for an imaginary talking dog. Thanks for reading. |
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