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Date: 2/25/2024 5:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m impressed by the fact that the raccoons put in so much effort for fast food compared to some people I know that won’t even boil water for a pack of ramen noodles.  |
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Date: 2/25/2024 5:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And those cartoons of Yogi Bear? Yeah, they never showed the damaged done after he swiped a pic-a- nic basket. No wonder the Park Ranger was unhappy. |
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Date: 2/25/2024 10:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...HEY! The directions on the Ramen packet seemed complicated. I was more than prepared to boil the water but all the other steps were beyond my culinary skills so I wish that you would stop throwing that in my face.  |
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Date: 2/25/2024 10:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...not to be left out, a ring camera recently recorded video of a murder of crows following an Amazon driver around and stealing a 48: plasma television three minutes after it had been dropped off on a porch. Police eventually tracked down the offending crows and found approximately $50,000. worth of contraband along with an arsenal of 36 semi-automatic weapons and some drug paraphernalia. The crows have agreed to become informants. |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I would NEVER throw a pot of boiling noodles in your face, ever! Especially when you already have egg on it. |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of dirty birds: https://www.npr.org/2024/01/25/1226911707/parrots-swear-profanities-british-zoo |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I detest eggs. You're thinking of someone else. |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, my apologies. You do like lemon meringue pie though? |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yes indeed. |
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Date: 2/25/2024 11:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fsoupy-sales-pie-in-the-face-slapstick-comedy-gif-24324389&psig=AOvVaw28asgWaBcnJQkpru-HsS-Y&ust=1708977118052000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCNj_koWix4QDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAQ |
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Date: 2/25/2024 3:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I wouldn't complain. It's more than what I'd normally get with the gluttons around here. |
Date: 2/25/2024 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Our boy, kronk, got paid his wages and spent 52 solid hours in a dive, "somewhere" on the eastern fringe of the Okefenokee Swamp, called "The Hurrah Bush." He stayed there from the time the place opened until "they" tossed him out at closing time. Most of the time he just laid where he landed until the help kicked him awake, next morning. When it came time to pay his tab, he claimed he'd had his pockets picked by a raccoon. "They" locked him up a 4X4 foot cage and charged drunk patrons five dollars a hit to feed him oranges loaded with cheap tequila, until his tab was paid. kronk---The only reason I tolerated that was because I was Vitamin C deficient. "L.D."---Ugh Huh  |
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Date: 2/26/2024 3:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That reminds of ZZTop….. “ I just got paid today, got me a pocket full of change…” |
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